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Jesus Comes 80 Proof

A page of me...how lovely...

About Me

I've been called Jonathan, Jon, Jonny, JC, Jesus, Jon The Terrible, Shaggy, Strawberry, Pillow, Candyman, Tom The Generic Cowboy, Harry Monday, Renfield, Jigger and any other damn thing you people decide to yell at me. If I decided to go on about myself, it'd take paragraph upon paragraph upon yet another paragraph, and when I finally felt finished, we'd still be confused. So ask if you feel so inclined...
If you really want to get my attention right this minute...feel free to check on AIM ( Caught Aflame ) or on yahoo ( morbid_default )
Cheers, -J

My Interests

I'm interested in things. Writing, music, and the people I hang out with are generally at the top of my list of things. past that... well... I dunno. Does it much matter after that? I think not. Oh! Oh! And poison fetuses!

I'd like to meet:


Mmm-mmm good...

Music:

I suppose I can list some things I like...Green Day, Dropkick Murphys, Evergreen Terrace, Zao, Blindside, The Distillers, Bad Religion, AC/DC, Disturbed, Flogging Molly, Metallica, Atreyu, Sevendust, Poison the Well, Nekromantix, Chicago Typewriter, Custom, Avenged Sevenfold, The Suicide Machines, Descendents, Piebald, Rag Men, The Judas Cradle, The Bouncing Souls, Iggy Pop, Queen, Screeching Weasel, They Might Be Giants, Wild Cherry, CCR, Stretch Arm Strong, Tiger Army, The Deadlines, Agent 51, Link 80, Killswitch Engage, Death By Stereo, The Blood Brothers, R'n'R, Louis Armstrong, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Reel Big Fish, Foreigner, No Use For A Name, Strung Out, Skinlab, Depeche Mode, Alkaline Trio, The Icarus Line, Where Fear And Weapons Meet, Throwdown, 100 Demons, Eighteen Visions, The Buttfrenchers, Weezer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Glengarry Bhoys, The Night Terrors, Tragic Miracle, All For Nothing, Bane, 3 Monkeys Named Bob, Calico System, Age of Ruin, Elvis Costello, Lesbian Trainwreck, No Hollywood Ending, Shatterpoint, The Ancient Enemy, Hydrozero, The Legacy Virus, None More Black, Ministry, Epoxies, Fireball Ministry, Otep, Breaking Benjamin, Local H, Iced Earth, Nevermore, Dillenger Escape Plan, Static-X, Authority Zero, Strike Any Where, Asylum Kids, The Knives, Madelines Demon(now deceased), Call To Arms, Hair Of The Dog, The Vintage McFlys(now The Fetish), The Donnas, Bad Brains, Electric Frankenstein, Hog Molly, The Dames, Blondie, The AKA's, Fatal Flying Guilloteens, The Donnas, Wizo, Leatherwolf, Inspect Her Gadget, The Fire Restart, Butt Trumpet, Guns n' Roses, Walls of Jericho, Most Precious Blood, Clit 45, Unseen, Drastic Actions, 86'D, Lawrence Arms, Red Scare, Briggs, The McKrells, Gaelic Storm, Greenwich Meantime, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution, Phoebe Henry, Collective Soul, Johnny Cash, Krum Bums, Mozart (damn right, I said Mozart), The Bloody Irish Boys, Wynton Marsalis, The Postal Service, Fort Minor, Jelly Roll Morton, Dean Gray, Beck, Daft Punk, Fear Nuttin' Band, Black Lips, Jason Anderson, Dusty Rhodes & The River Band ...... and the list goes on and on... so just listen to one or two, and see where they lead you, preferably to the 'fridge.

Movies:

Horror, thriller, comedy, and 80's porno's. I suppose I could give you a few specifics: Donnie Darko, Labyrinth, The Bone Collector, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Bride of Chucky, Braveheart, ALIEN, Apocalypse Now, Silence of the Lambs, Beetlejuice, any Jason or Freddy movies, Dogma, The Evil Dead series, Starship Troopers, all of the Godzilla movies (the ORIGINALS, bad voice overs and everything), The Shining, Tommy Boy, Uncle Buck, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Star Wars 1;2;3;4;5;6, The Lord of The Rings 1;2;3 (yes, I know), and I am, prepare yourselves now...I am a "Trekkie", so all of the Star Trek movies also...Office Space, The Exorcist, Who Framed Roger Rabbit(?), Night of The Living Dead 3, Boredello of Blood, Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Childs Play, Childs Play 2, The Blob, Weird Science, Highlander, Crybaby, IT'S ALIVE 1 and 2...I haven't seen 3 yet damnit, Halloween 4, just because it's silly, The Amityville Horror 1, The Amityville Horror 2: The Possession, and Angus fucking rocks, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Super Size Me, Dead Poets Society, House Of 1,000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Saw I, Saw II, Madagascar, 40 Year Old Virgin, Family Guy: The Movie, The Chronicles Of Narnia, King Kong, Underworld: Evolution, Sin City, 300, The Boondock Saints... more when I can think of what they are...

Television:

LOST, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, and quite possibly Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? just because it's amusing to see the stupid people lose on the $200 question. The Twilight Zone, Tales From The Crypt, and Monstervision...which has been off air for years, but was an awesome monster/horror/old black and white movie show every night, The Munsters, The Addams Family...

Books:

Books, what can I say about books? Books make up jumbo-ness of my life. I never go anywhere without having a book close at hand, either to read or beat someone with...whichever the case may call for...so here are some books I like: Desperation, Insomnia, Danse Macabre, Geralds Game, The Dark Tower Series-Stephen King | Ghost, Ogre Ogre, Juxtaposition, On A Pale Horse-Piers Anthony | The White Dragon-Anne McCaffrey | Prey-Michael Crichton | Talent-Robert Bloch (a short story, actually) | The Jesus Incident-Frank Herbert and Bill Ransom | Nemesis-Isaac Asimov | The White Plague-Frank Herbert | Way Station-Clifford D. Simak | The Prince-Niccoló Machiavelli | River God-Wilbur Smith | To Kill A Mockingbird-Harper Lee | The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe-Douglas Adams | Fast Food Nation-Eric Schlosser | Hamlet - Shakespeare | Oxymoronica - Dr. Mardy Grothe .....and I'll have more when I remember them

Heroes:

Stephen King (Writer), Freddie Mercury (Original lead singer of Queen), John Candy (Actor), Niccolò Machiavelli (Writer of The Prince), Isaac Asimov(Writer), Mike Dirnt (Bassist for Green Day), my grandmother...and a few others I suppose, who probably know who they are by now...

My Blog

News? Not really :)

Alright everybody, I'm leaving to work at the state fair for 15 days... I'll be back, and when I get back, expect lots of suggestions for my new ferret's name.  Any other information concerning m...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

Well now.

Alright folks, I haven't written one of these in a while, but figured I'd update the world on what was going on.  Gonna hit the big 18 this sunday.  but I'm also leaving this saturday to hea...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:28:00 PST

News

Alright so, seeing as I'm terrible at keeping up these blogs, or if I do keep them up, they're not that useful, I'm thinking about making Books and the like into a group, which would make it easier fo...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:51:00 PST

Blinded by the light!

So I went to a kickass fucking show this past Monday night (Halloween, for all you non-believers out there).  Mothras Blinding Light, comprised of my good friends Brent, Alex and Dan.  They ...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:15:00 PST

So, this is crazy...

Well, compliments of John, I took this quiz, at www.colorquiz.com. And it's pretty crazy.  The results being: Sensitive; needs esthetic surroundings, or an equally sensitive and understanding par...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 07:43:00 PST

Amber made me do it! Really, she did!

Would you...1. Give me your number?2. Have sex with me?3. Let me kiss you?4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?5. Let me take you out to dinner?6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?7. Take a s...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:02:00 PST

Eh...

Well, my new computer is arriving tomorrow or the day after.  Bad news is, as many of you might have noticed I couldn't make it to the state fair.  Damn the man, and my lack of mobility.&nbs...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 03:57:00 PST

Hell yeah, crackbabies, booze, and dooooom.

So, the folks are going to order a new computer this coming weekend-ish.  I might actually be able to make contact with half of you jerks, jerk-ettes, and friends.  yeah, I guess that's all ...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 01:28:00 PST

Another sad sad update...

Alright kiddies, I've been oot and aboot for about 2 weeks now.  First to Maine and then to the fair in Malone for another week.  My computer is still dead-i-fied, so no hopes of returning t...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 12:54:00 PST

fuck, not again...computer and my birthday.

Well, my computer is dead again.  Hopefully getting a new one soon, as soon as I can get some files backed up from the oldie.  And my birthday was this past saturday (25th), so now I'm legal...
Posted by Jesus Comes 80 Proof on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST