enough with the bulletins already |
So why is it that so many people don't seem to understand the difference between what should be considered a bulletin post and a blog entry. I mean come on, I don't give a shit how bored or ...
Posted by beth on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:45:00 PST |
capes |
I have to admit i am kind of jealous. I attended a rooftop BBQ last night and from what I could see I was the only one not drinking beer. that wasn't the problme though. The real problem I have deduct...
Posted by beth on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST |
dude..answer the Bounty already! |
So Sarah and I have dinner around the corner from my house and come outside to part ways and say good night. She starts to unlock her bike from the sign post on the street and i am taking in the sight...
Posted by beth on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:17:00 PST |
Drunk Dialing |
I can't think of anything that makes me feel more loved and missed than a classic drunk dial call. The key component to making it a successful one though is when the dialer does not reach you and...
Posted by beth on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:26:00 PST |
Every Thug needs a Lady |
How do you know that you have arrived back in NYC after a normal thanksgiving weekend away fighting and getting drunk with your with family? Thats easy. It begins with you and your sister boarding the...
Posted by beth on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:52:00 PST |
the twins |
No, I do not choose to wear black on a daily basis beacuse I am a NYC fashionista, it is because thanks to my mother's genetics and a clumsiniess that i like to blame on all the drug consumption as a ...
Posted by beth on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:57:00 PST |
capn retardo |
i do believe that i might have a slight case of the retardedness. i hear it is going around. i do aim to seek help, but am afraid that i will be shunned by my peers and left alone to wallow in my...
Posted by beth on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:30:00 PST |
Ode to Lizzie Liz |
Lizzie, this one is dedicated to you and all the single ladie folk out there who have to put up with any shit from dipshit men.
So as of 8:43 pm this evening, while I sit as home sick as a dog,&...
Posted by beth on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:16:00 PST |
train etiquette |
Rule # 1 Don't fucking touch me
Rule # 2 Don't fucking touch me
Rule # 3 Take a freakin shower you smell like chihuahua piss
Rule # 4 Don't fucking touch me
Rule # 5 Get your saggy fucking tits out of...
Posted by beth on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:26:00 PST |
Korean Sadists |
Ok I officially need a trip to THE Spa, but it is oh so far away. Before my first venture to this Spa when I would think of the word Spa, visions of pampering and pedicures came to mind. But oh no, up...
Posted by beth on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:29:00 PST |
