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Abby

I tried and I failed, the lesson is.. never try.

About Me

If I got to dead you, you know it's only because I love you..

My Interests

Writing, writing, writing, my grandma Edith, The sale rack at the Gap, a good pair of flip-flops, cheap wine maybe in a box, infomercials, comedy comedy comedy, my kid sister Elly, growing up, hair cuts, free stuff, Brookyln, the Arlington crew, In Touch magazine, baby Max, Dojo, new music, you know that new sound that your looking for, digesting food properly, immitaion crab meat, gerkins, road trips.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows someone who knows someone.

Music:

"It never was my duty to be on time"

Movies:

Half Nelson

Television:

reverse-transpossession

Books:

Lolita, Coupland, Mammet, Salinger, Vonnegut, Martian Chronicles, Camus, all that is Sedaris, Arthur Miller, Shaw, Orwell, and Choose Your Own Adventure

Heroes:

Lenny Bruce

My Blog

I'm very sorry Christian Bale but I'm in love with Ryan Gosling now.

Dear Christian Bale, I am so sorry to write you and tell you that our fair-weathered relationship has come to end. It's not your fault... kind of. I've just met someone else that I appreciate more as ...
Posted by Abby on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:31:00 PST

It's Gefilte Fish season...

Giddy the fuck up!
Posted by Abby on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

My letter from Apple

So I had been having some trouble with my Ipod, I'd charge it all night and then the battery would last for about 15 minutes. So I sent it back to Apple in the hopes that they would give me a new one ...
Posted by Abby on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:20:00 PST

As posted on Craigslist because.. because.. I don't know

Hey. So I've been trying to think of your name but it totally escapes me. John? No I think it wasn't a totally boring name, like Gabe or something like that.. but anyway. You went to FIT, 1997. You li...
Posted by Abby on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:22:00 PST

Homeless

I was on the subway yesterday and this dude was panhandeling. So he comes right up to me and I have my head phones on so I sort of ignore him. But then I look up and realize that I know him. He went t...
Posted by Abby on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:05:00 PST

HIPPOS FOR PETS, FAQ's

Choosing your hippo Choose a happy hippo but avoid lively hippos at all costs. If possible check that the mother is healthy and alert. Your ideal baby hippo should be smaller than its mother and sh...
Posted by Abby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST