Desperate times?... |
"I know the perfect person for you."
if you're a confirmed single, you've undoubtedly heard that phrase at least once in your life -- usually coming from the well-intentioned mouths of (pick one): mom...
Posted by The Loon on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:35:00 PST |
Conversations with Mikey... |
it's time for another installment of "humbling moments with mikey":
mikey: "...we were down, uh, down at our shore house."
me: "yes, i noticed when i didn't see you and your family ar...
Posted by The Loon on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST |
Today's office freak-out moment... |
&is brought to you by our newest temp (whom my friend and I have dubbed mrs. doubtfire).
On the phone with a vendor:
"good morning, this is (doubtfire). may i help you?.... mmm h...
Posted by The Loon on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST |
Latest in auto security... |
the turkey alarm siren
the next car over is mine. i hope it doesn't like nissans. it had better be gone by the time i leave work....
Posted by The Loon on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST |
Micromanaging... |
while i do recognize you as my team leader and appreciate your guidance and suggestions, it diminishes any confidence that my colleagues have faithfully instilled in me for future tasks should you con...
Posted by The Loon on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST |
Uhm... what? |
from our company's electronic post-it board:
For Sale
1995 ATK 350DS / enduro, kick. Wired for ICO enduro speedo, ANSWER Protaper bars w/ billet triple clamps. Modifications include suspenion @ ...
Posted by The Loon on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST |
The gospel according to T... |
for those of you who have cable or satellite tv, the next time you're home during the day starving for some religious enlightenment, tune in to the christian networks. if you're lucky, ...
Posted by The Loon on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:44:00 PST |
Glade robbery... |
from our company's electronic post-it board:
Ladies, Please! Read on and help if you can. A Thief Among Us: For years now several (company) associates have been kind enough to donate air fr...
Posted by The Loon on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:51:00 PST |
Conversations with Mikey... |
it's time for another installment of "conversations with mikey" - my landlord's 5 year old son.
mikey: (standing at the entrance to my living room) hey tenant, are you moving?
me: um, no... why ...
Posted by The Loon on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST |
Listmania... |
december has always been my favorite time of the year; winter's arrival, the holiday season, and i have the painstaking task of ranking my favorite albums of the year for a music website that i frequ...
Posted by The Loon on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST |
