Ayron Michael Nelson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i like fun, friends, fashion, hair, art, booze, party planning, dancing like a fool, interior design, t.v., cocktails, cute boys, books, people that are funny, movies, crack, dead babies, jesus jokes, jews, alcohol, being awesome, shopping, rituals involving goats and/or chickens, my parents, getting mail, kids that aren't ugly, syncronized dancing, my drunk catch phrases, troupe popular, black comedy, misspelled words, paris hiltons death scene in house of wax, vodka, bored vocalists (i aspire to be one in an electro band one day), franks nursery and crafts (R.I.P), dirty needles, bad movies, good movies, loretta, sweet baby jesus, and socializing with friends over drinks. Hey I'm just trying to live.

My Interests

photography, whiskey, teen movies, cute boys, pop culture, going out, going to rock-n-roll shows

I'd like to meet:

people that don't suck or annoy others and are just the right amount of a dork. people that are witty enough to make me laugh with them and not at them. people that are smart enough to make fun of themselves so i don't have to do it ALL the time (it can be exhausting) people that can hold there own with me (and not just the drinking but EVERYTHING)

Music:

at the drive in, loretta lynn, dj assault, adult, missy elliot. i like hott beats, a good screamer, and a twist o' twang (if its funny)

Movies:

Freeway, house of yes, party girl (really any parker posey movie...shes been in some baad movies and i've seen them all.), final destination I and II, coal minors daughter, Clue, stigmata, mock-u-mentaries (christopher guest), teen movies, i enjoy really good movies and really BAD movies equally.

Television:

strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, trading spaces, six feet under, OZ, law and order (not criminal intent cuz that detective is creepy)...truth be told i haven't met a show i can't at sit through at least once for research...(i'm a pop culturist)

Books:

JT Leroy, David Sedaris, Geek love, Valley of the Dolls, Firestarter, magazines, i like biographies, the truth about diamonds (its fiction...right?), comic books (yeah, yeah a bit of a dork...SO!)

Heroes:

I've got no idols.