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About Me

Um...I am a hairdresser(at Shine Salon Inc. in Brighton) by day and a superstar by night! I love to sing! I fall down alot and I mean alot alot, sometimes even when standing still. I have a fetish for striped socks. I love kitty heads and all animals really. I hate mushrooms and peas. I like drinking too much wiskey. I love to play dress up! I own way too many purses, shoes, and scarves. I'm addicted to ebay. I'm ascared of any kind of crawly bug guys even if they are harmless. I love the feel of fresh sheets, but also the smell of my man on them when he's not in my bed! I love teaching my custest nephew new ways to annoy his parents, by being loud and obnoxious! I just bought a new guitar on ebay for $5.50, and it's pink! I don't like people who are disrespectful. I will fight very hard for whatever I am passionate about. I like getting new tattoos and coloring my hair. I am obsessed with all things animal print! I love dive bars and spending time with my bestest pals, and kissing boys(YUM)!! I have been boy crazy since I was like 5! So, blah, blah, blah, enough about me lets talk about you?
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My Interests

music (live shows especially), karaoke, my nephews(Ruger James and Roanan Matthew), dancing, wiskey, funny people, faeries, leopard print, old stuff, and great hair

I'd like to meet:

Everybody who is the funniest ever so much that it makes me want to pee my pants! Oh yea, and people who don't suck at life!!!!
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Music:

Eminem(he still my baby daddy), Gogol Bordello, Reverend Horton Heat, Jack Johnson, Flogging Molly,Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, The Fags, Violent Femmes, Beasty Boys, Patsy, Loretta, Etta, Elvis, Kittie, Sleather Kinney, Prince, Sex Pistols, Lords Of Acid, Ramones, Pixies, Le Tigre, Liz Phair, Van Morrison, Modest Mouse, Clutch, and so many many more.........

Movies:

all the funniest movies in the world...mspmb type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1 182461048" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" scale="noScale" salign="TL" bgcolor="#000000" flashvars="&ratename=IMMORTAL&rating=5.0&ratedby =12&canrate=no&VID=7417&file=http://www2.funnyor die.com/33f2687080.flv&autoStart=false&key=33f268708 0" allowfullscreen="true"

Television:

Heroes:

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My Blog

For Serious Bitches!!!

I think it's so funny how girls have to constantly write shit like "Don't hate, it's not nice" and "Have somemore hateraide" and "don't hate, appreciate" and blah blah blah you whiney fuckin bitches! ...
Posted by Hott Sarah on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:54:00 PST

The Girl Who Loved A Boy

I've had my heart broken 2 times in my life. This time feels much worse than last time. Is it because I loved him more or because the last one was so long ago that I don't remember what it felt like...
Posted by Hott Sarah on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

If that's your boyfriend.........

I think Me'Shell Ndegeocello said it best when she said..............If that's your boyfriend, If that's your boyfriend, If that's your boyfriend...he wasn't last night! ...
Posted by Hott Sarah on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

everyone should do it..............

I just got back from the drive in. Yes! I mean like drive in movie! It was so fun. We saw The Break Up, which was funny! Anyway it's been a really long time since I have been to a drive in...
Posted by Hott Sarah on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:53:00 PST

21 stitches

Hi kids, so as many of you already know, thanks to the great networking at The Pig, I have some how managed to get my earing caught on a car door which caused the earing to rip out of my ear, try to t...
Posted by Hott Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am a super ninja kung-foo warrior!!!!! It's true!

I was leaving work Monday night and I went to my car to go home and realized that there was a 50 year old man stealing my cd's and my contact solution and deoderant and my bestest favorite perfume eve...
Posted by Hott Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Porn Tuesday!

I would just like to let everyone know that Porn Tuesday went off with out a hitch! Todays feature was the Paris Hilton video! For those of you who do not know what Porn Tuesday is, lemme explain......
Posted by Hott Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST