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"B" Real

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About Me

I AM CAPTIAN CORRUPTION WITH A HARD ON FOR LIFE.I LIVE LIFE AS I SEE FIT. F..*! AUTHORITY!!!!!!! I'M ALL ABOUT FAMILY,FRIENDS AND HELPING PEOPLE IN NEED.I HAVE A WIFE ,THREE KIDS,TWO DOGS,A CAT AND A HORSE.AS YOU CAN TELL I LOVE ANIMALS AND SEX,BUT NOT SEX WITH THE ANIMALS, UNLESS IM REALLY REALLY DRUNK!HA!HA!I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING BUT AIR, DONE EVERYTHING BUT DIED-CAME CLOSE A COUPLE OF TIMES, BEEN EVERYWHERE BUT HELL, AND STILL MY BLUE EYES CRAVE FOR MORE. 5'9 IS AS HIGH AS THIS PILE OF SH!T EVER REACHED IN ITS 37 YEARS OF EXISITANCE. If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00,With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1,000.00.But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.AND THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT.Oh yeah,FIGHT THE POWER!!! Background By SurfCodes.Com scroller sign at myspaceadons.com

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Life: 7.7
Mind: 6.6
Body: 7.8
Spirit: 5.6
Friends/Family: 5.5
Love: 9.1
Finance: 8.2
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

DENISE LEARY, FOR HIS WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE--JOSEPH-HUSBAND OF MARY, TO ASK HIM IF HE REALLY BELIEVED HER WHEN SHE SAID IT WAS AN EMACULENT CONCEPTION.--THE BASTARD WHO STOLE MY FAVORITE BIKE WHEN I WAS A KID SO I CAN KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!--TOMMY LEE-CUZ I THINK MINES BIGGER AND WANT TO COMPARE.--FINALLY-GOD-SO I KNOW MY TIME IN HELL IS OVER.

Music:

SWING BANDS TO HEAVY METAL

Movies:

GUTBUSTER COMEDIES,HORROR MOVIES

Television:

OVERHAULIN,DIY,TLC,SOUTH PARK,DRAWN TOGETHER,LOST,HEROS,SCRUBS,TRICK MY TRUCK,

Books:

CUNNULINGUS

Heroes:

JESUS CHRIST