Often aloof and with a keen appreciation for the sublime, I am a harbinger of the tangent thoughts most people pay no attention to. At times I am a loyal friend, disorganized, late, thoughtful, geeky, random, witty, peaceful, patient, impatient, and usually a bit goofy. The most stress I ever experienced was buying a house, until I tried selling one. I sometimes admire from afar because that's just the kind of guy I am. I would probably drink sake all the time if I knew how to make it and I tend to do better with chopsticks over sporks on a given day unless sake is involved. I try to live my life based on what I read in The Onion . I adore Fruit Roll-Ups and orange vodka. I like scary moves, particularly bad ones, and it is my belief that every movie could use at least one zombie cameo appearance. I was a band geek in high school. I make a dandy living as a sysadmin for an Internet security company, in other words I make the Internet a safer place for pornography. I love love LOVE music and play around with turntables and synthesizers from time to time. I have ten fingers and toes each. I can count to at least twenty in Japanese. I think fractions are a conspiracy of the government. I miss having a functional need for a Trapper-Keeper. I try not to take things too seriously under the guise of being a responsible adult.
I also like scratch-n-sniff stickers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, educational filmstrips regarding holocaust readyness a la " Duck and Cover ," and porn on Betamax.
