Bones

About Me

Gee.....um.......6'1", 175 Lbs. My name is Dave, but my friend Tim gave me the nickname "Bones" when I was 17. Long story, please don't ask. He's a fruitcake. I have no other explanation for him other than that.
I AM 78% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?My favorite number is 1.618, also known as phi. It's the Fibonacci number. It balances everything in science and genetics, often called the Divine Number or the Golden Ratio. I'm not going to try and explain it, but you can find tons of information about it with a Google search.
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You?
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
How to make a Dave
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
1 part self-sufficiency
1 part ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
How to make a David
Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts silliness
3 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
I, Dave, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to Satan. I do this because I support their plans of evil world conquest.
My only regret in this life was that I wasn't gluttonous enough.
'What will your Last Will and Testament say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Punk rock, tattoos, piercings, playing poker, football, hockey, the Michigan Wolverines (GO BLUE) and the University of Southern California (FIGHT ON).I also like going to movies, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, dry humor, and people with high intellects (MENSA preferred).I'm not fond of ignorance, and prefer to associate with people who are college educated. I guess you can call me an elitist, and that's fine by me.I like long walks on the beach, quiet, romantic evenings, good communication.......oh wait, that's dull and lifeless.....nevermind. Then again, good communication is rather nifty. Dave's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"You've held me back for long enough! I'm going to clown college!"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com
I AM 88% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com
You are Lust! Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too
much of a good thing. You have sex on the
brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long.
Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly
confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous
person who is always up for a laugh. People
however, have trouble keeping up with you.
You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it
down a bit! learn a little self control! But, Hey, Congratulations on being the Sexiest Red
Hot deadly sin out of all the 7...

?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
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Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

I'd like to meet:

People seem like a good start. Do you have any idea how hard it is to talk to an inanimate object? Pretty friggen tough. It just sits there...doesn't move, doesn't talk back, doesn't take advantage of your person, your money, your hospitality....nothing. Come to think of it, wouldn't that be the perfect girlfriend? Well, the not taking advantage of stuff and not talking back. If you people thought that a random chair or stepstool was my interpretation of a great girlfriend, you are all insane and should be burned or stoned until death. OK, maybe nothing that drastic, but at least admitted to a "help center" so you can seek and receive serious mental and medical attention. Sickos.

Music:

Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Bad Religion...you know, old punk. I'm also a fan of industrial music...bands like KMFDM, Apoptygma Berzerk, etc. etc. Did I mention that Neil Diamond is the Jewish Elvis? L'Chaim!!

Movies:

Good lord.....where do I start with this one?!? Um, I like movies....A LOT. Nuff said.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV, I much prefer reading. It's food for the brain, and mine is always hungry.

Books:

Just about anything by Ralph Waldo Emerson, James Patterson, R.A. Forster, James Mitchner or Dan Brown. I can name others, but the list would get too long and out of control.If any of you have yet to read The DaVinci Code, do yourselves a favor and buy it. It's a wonderful book....utterly ruins the Catholic religion. Pure genius.

Heroes:

Having a hero is for the weak. I'd rather be a hero than have one.

My Blog

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What's going on in my world?

That about sums it up........yeah.
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