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About Me

I guess we should start with the basics. I am originally from Lake Hiawatha New Jersey, but I am currently living in South Jersey.

I find it difficult to talk about myself, but I think my interests (for the most part) are summed up in Music, Movies, and Books.

I enjoy all things relative to world history, video games, and true crime. I'm a Nintendo fan boy, horror movie fanatic, and have the sickest sense of humor you are likely to encounter.

I'm full of useless knowledge and random facts, sometimes it's annoying, but it's also very notable.

I rant, and rave, and laugh way too loud. I enjoy yelling at people for the stupid things they say and do, despite how many moronic things I have done in my day - and I've done some pretty moronic things.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with half a brain, which many people seem to be lacking. Sharing a few of my listed interests doesn't hurt either.

I don't have any interest in being reunited with old friends. To those of you who may remember me from the past, I only ask that you don't remember me as the strung out junkie I once was, or the reclusive asshole you may think of me now, but rather the fun loving guy you once knew.

Music:

Life of Agony
Christian Death
Keith Caputo
Dragonforce
Weezer
The Smashing Pumpkins
The Clock Punchers
Bauhaus
Peter Murphy
Sisters of Mercy
Joy Division
The Cure
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Concrete Blonde
Dead Can Dance
The Cruxshadows
Ego Likeness
Hate Department
Skinny Puppy
Chemlab
Apoptygma Berzerk
The Genitorturers
Inkubus Sukkubus
Muse
Jack off Jill
The Marionettes
Rasputina
Switchblade Symphony
This Mortal Coil
Lacuna Coil
Tones on Tail
Rorschach Test
nin
Tapping the Vein
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry
Murder 1
The Misfits
The Exploited
The Blitz
The Sex Pistols
Rancid
Operation Ivy
Against All Authority
E-Town Concrete
Clutch
Pro Pain
Strife
Sick of it All
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Bad Religion
Slayer
Pantera
Danzig
Black Sabbath
My Ruin
The Anniversary
Face to Face
Coal Chamber
Puya
Lagwagon
Less Than Jake
Type O Negative
Dizney Fist
Blondie
Queen
Iron Maiden
Motley Crue
Bon Jovi
Judas Priest
A Lifeless Alliance
Breaking Even

Movies:

Fight Club
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Star Wars
Momento
Sin City
The Ususal Suspects
Lord of the Rings
Ed Wood
Zombie
Night of The Living Dead
Old Boy
Battle Royale
The Ring
Ringu
The Eye
Suicide Club
The 10th Kingdom
12 Angry Men
Singing in the Rain
Donnie Darko
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
L.A. Confidential
Rosemary's Baby
The Omen
The Exorcist
Session 9
Identity
The Ninth Gate
Manhunter
Mystic River

Television:

South Park
Heroes
The Simpsons
King of the Hill
Futurama
ATHF
The Critic
Family Guy
American Dad
The Shield
WWE Raw
WWE Smackdown!
ECW
TNA Impact
The Young Ones
Ab Fab
Faulty Towers
Mr Bean
The Black Adder
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Married with Children
The War at Home
Recess
To Catch a Predator
Ghost Hunters
Pinks
Split Ends
Murder

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird
Fight Club
A Catcher in the Rye
American Psycho
Less Than Zero
Survivor
Lullaby
Haunted
Lulliby
Caught Stealing
Lunar Park
The Informers
Glamorama
Have a Nice Day
Harry Potter
Dragonlance
True Crime
Chuck Palahniuk
Brett Easton Ellis
Mystic River
The Safety of Objects
L.A. Confidential
Occult
Good Omens
Neverwhere
Stardust

Heroes:

... is sure a great show, isn't it?

My Blog

CHris’s TOp 100 Favorite Movie Countdown 60 - 51

Hey there, jizz moppers... and welcome back to Chris's Top 100 Favorite Movie Countdown! I'm still at the library doin this shit, all for you... so ya better appreciate it, fucktards! Here's a recap o...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

Chris’s Top 100 Movie Countdown 70 - 61!!!

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Posted by Chris on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

Chris’s Top 100 favorite Movie Countdown 80 - 71!

Hey there, my little cum guzzling freaks.... and welcome back to Chris's Top 100 Favorite Movie Countdown!!! We've gone through 20 movies so far, kiddies. What were they again? &nb...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:55:00 PST

Chris’s Top 100 Favorite Movies 90 - 81!

Welcome back, tit nibblers. I'm still Chris, and this is still my Top 100 Favorite Movie Countdown. I hope you all enjoyed numbers 100 - 91. Let's recap, shall we? 100. Phant...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:32:00 PST

Chris’s Top 100 Favorite Movies 100-91!

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Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST

This Day in Death (August 7th, 2007)

Didn't take me too long to miss one, eh folks?Doesn't mean I won't tell ya something about yesterday, though. On August 6th, we dropped a little something called the A-Bomb on a bunch of gooks, helpin...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

This Day in Death

Hey folks. Welcome to a new daily thing from yours truely... at least as long as I remember to do it. Anyway.... it's called This Day in Death... as you can tell by the title. Each and every day... I'...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

Refs. Rhuebs, Relapses, Reviews, & MORE with My Thing!

What up, corn hole stuffers? I'm Chris, and because I was feeling so good I thought I would give you all a My Thing. Unfortunatly, after I wrote the thing and went to post it... My Spa...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST

Save the Cheerleader... Save the World.... Save GWFA!!!

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Posted by Chris on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

We're ba-ack! GWFA in da HOUSE!!!

Oh yes, folks, GayWitchesForAbortions.com is back! You thought you could get away from us that easily? Chris returns after a week off and brings you a new My Thing, cause you know you missed him so m...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:35:00 PST