LIL’ REVIEWS!! |
so yeah, you fags have refused to comment on my blogs for the past few months, even if there was nothing new here.how dare youso, here's something to tap your keys to, a visit to movie land with every...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
BioShock Sucks Dick |
so yeah, i usually like to just beat up movies in these myspace blogs, but today i'm beating up BioShock.you're kidding yourself if you think i'm gonna go out of my way to find the actual box artBiosh...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 19:09:00 GMT |
You didnt really like Grindhouse, you faggot. |
so yeah, get the fuck out. grindhouse bit dick, but everyone's too much of a fucking pussy to come out and say it. people hate when things are lower than their expectations, so instead of being honest...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 21:27:00 GMT |
X-men 3 was even shittier than X-men 2 and 1, if that's possible |
so yeah. jesus christ, this piece of shit was fucking horrible. i dont even know where to start. eh, i guess i'll start with what pissed me off...everybody went out like a total bitch. X was desintigr...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 14:27:00 GMT |
Movies like "The Da Vinci Code" make Taoism look that much better |
so yeah. the albino, the prior, the driver and lee. those are all the people who die in this movie. i figured i'd get all that shit right out of the way first. i do this because of this next paragraph...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 22:33:00 GMT |
'Mission Impossible III' was like having pizza cutter dive into your asshole (bad) |
so yeah, mission umpossible 3 was garbage. i mean shit, it was just fucking horrible. no plot, no substance, no nudity, nothing. it was just one scene of tom cruise, jumping across a large gap, after ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 23:37:00 GMT |
If you see 'Stay Alive' after this review, i'll come to your house and kill you |
so yeah, i'd say it's pretty ironic that i review 'stay alive' right after i post a suicide note. well, maybe it's not. but hey, it really makes no difference because this was the worst movie of the y...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:30:00 GMT |
i liked '16 blocks' because i like bruce willis |
so yeah, 'v for vendetta' didnt quite work out. i guess i'll have to catch it next week or something. but for now, 16 blocks.first, let me make it clear that this was the first flick i've seen in 2006...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 22:33:00 GMT |
There are no words to describe just how horrible 'Date Movie' was... |
so yeah, Date Movie was an axe in my fucking head. i mean god damn, this movie makes (last week's) Pink Panther look like the funniest god damn movie on earth. this flick was such a horrible shit of a...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 14:12:00 GMT |
Give my Pink Panther review to that 'special someone' this Valentines day... |
so yeah, i fucking hate steve martin. the guy hasnt aged in like... i dunno, at least the last ten years. but whatever, i'ma skip that shit this time and get right the to the task at hand- "The Pink P...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 18:51:00 GMT |
