PLAYED AYLESBURY - ROCK CITY!!
MAY 10TH 2007...WATCH THE VIDEOS NOW!!!Part 1Part 2Part 3SEE UPCOMING SHOWS BELOW FOR MORE...
THE UK VOMIT SHOP IS COMING SOON
UK VOMIT Live @ The Rhythm Factory 25-Oct-2006:
VIDEO: "YULE BRITANNIA"
Our music cannot be defined in the bite size, television friendly, soundbites that the media want, so that they can pigeon-hole us to the masses, dismiss us in a syllable, take our musical and social endeavours and justify it in four letters. Our music is more than black and white or typeface on your screen or page.
Our music is the open-sewer and foul smelling, shit-stained public lavatory adorned with rotting, two-day old kebab meat vomit; with the maggot and disease ridden, festering corpse of a mucus and menstrual blood-soaked, infected, lifeless, crack-addicted, dead AIDS baby, aborted by its 13 year old, prostitute mother, rammed down its urinal.
Our music is the hardened pulmonary artery, constricted and tormenting bronchopneumonia and invaded anus of the clinically obese, sexually frustrated, mentally retarded, socially inadequate, emotionally deficient, greedy, monarchs, politicians, clerics and businessmen and women who perpetuate the status quo.
Our music is the ruptured haemorrhage of a subarachnoid berry aneurysm, of a generation.
Our music is for the male and the female, the gay and the straight, the young and the old, the abused and the confused, of all races, creeds, nationalities and religions who want to hear a voice that just doesnt give a fuck... Our music is UK Vomit!
VIDEO: "SPERMBANK"
UPCOMING SHOWS:...
THE SHINDIG - BRISTOL OCTOBER 2007
MORE DETAILS TO FOLLOW SOON