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UK Vomit

Beer 'n' Sex 'n' Chips 'n' Gravy

About Me

UK VOMIT

UK VOMIT
PLAYED AYLESBURY - ROCK CITY!!
MAY 10TH 2007...WATCH THE VIDEOS NOW!!!Part 1

Part 2Part 3

SEE UPCOMING SHOWS BELOW FOR MORE...


THE UK VOMIT SHOP IS COMING SOON
UK VOMIT Live @ The Rhythm Factory 25-Oct-2006:
VIDEO: "YULE BRITANNIA"
Our music cannot be defined in the bite size, television friendly, soundbites that the media want, so that they can pigeon-hole us to the masses, dismiss us in a syllable, take our musical and social endeavours and justify it in four letters. Our music is more than black and white or typeface on your screen or page.
Our music is the open-sewer and foul smelling, shit-stained public lavatory adorned with rotting, two-day old kebab meat vomit; with the maggot and disease ridden, festering corpse of a mucus and menstrual blood-soaked, infected, lifeless, crack-addicted, dead AIDS baby, aborted by its 13 year old, prostitute mother, rammed down its urinal.
Our music is the hardened pulmonary artery, constricted and tormenting bronchopneumonia and invaded anus of the clinically obese, sexually frustrated, mentally retarded, socially inadequate, emotionally deficient, greedy, monarchs, politicians, clerics and businessmen and women who perpetuate the status quo.
Our music is the ruptured haemorrhage of a subarachnoid berry aneurysm, of a generation.
Our music is for the male and the female, the gay and the straight, the young and the old, the abused and the confused, of all races, creeds, nationalities and religions who want to hear a voice that just doesnt give a fuck... Our music is UK Vomit!
VIDEO: "SPERMBANK"
UPCOMING SHOWS:...

THE FROG & ONION - NOTTINGHAM OCTOBER 5TH

THE SHINDIG - BRISTOL OCTOBER 2007
MORE DETAILS TO FOLLOW SOON

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/16/2005
Band Members: Mark Chunder: thrashing guitar and vomiting lyrics. Daz Hurl: booming bass and heavy drinking. Pete Upchuck: obliterating drumskins and female groupies.
Influences: Clash. Pistols. Buzzcocks. Ramones. Lagwagon. Rancid. Green Day. Nirvana. Led Zeppelin. Black Sabbath. Deep Purple. Thin Lizzy. Jimi Hendrix. Slayer. Sepultura. Pantera. Beatles. Sham 69. Country Joe & the Fish. Reel Big Fish. Zebrahead. Elvis Presley.JJ Jackson. James Brown. Foo Fighters. Aretha Franklin. Rage Against The Machine. Iron Maiden. Turbonegro. Pennywise. Anti Flag. Macc Lads & Johnny Cash....
Sounds Like: Last night while your mum was sucking me off, Her hand went past my saggy scrot, And gave me a touch I wish Id never got, Her middle finger on my balloon knot.
Im an anal-bleeder and your mums a tease. Now I cant help but shit when I cut the cheese. My hoop has lost its elasticity. Damn your mums so good to me.
Record Label: Dead Dog Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

West London Harley Riders

Allo Shitheads. Check out our friends at the West London Harley Riders website & look out for news on their summer bike show 2007. ...
Posted by UK Vomit on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:03:00 PST

Crowd Noises

Tracks "Superbean" & "Trolley Trolley" feature guest vocals from our friends "mediumDAVE". Check 'em out here: http://www.myspace.com/mediumdave...
Posted by UK Vomit on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:11:00 PST

It's Official

THESE are the very kind, very honest words of a man named Scott Reynolds, who, if you know your stuff, is the ex-singer/songwriter with the awesome band ALL, and currently the power beh...
Posted by UK Vomit on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:48:00 PST