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marlon montez

You're way off base....

About Me

Too Far Gone... No Way Back... Can You Help Me??? If those words mean anything to you then we would be friends. Chicago Loyalist. I like records... I like parties... I like parties with records... parties with records, booze, bass and lazers!

My Interests

intergalactic travel, filling dance floors with sweat and lust, dangerous earth women who make my receptors glow, observing or participating in the human act of "PDS"(public display of sleaziness), self improvement, assimilation of all things funky or all things related to the funk, making funny faces at kids when their parents are not looking, vocabulary sheets-indubitably, Disco, Robots, Disco-Robots, House Parties, the reverse cowgirl, Film, Rolling Phillies Acting Silly, pop culture, mind melding, doing "it" standing up, jump kicking people, the horizontal slow groove, alternative electronic dance music, all dance music but I most def prefer the freaky ass left field shit, honesty, originality, the constant and rhythmic gyration of the lower bodily hemisphere, sleaze-in any tangible manifestation, pizza and ravioli, psycho-tropics, jet packs, the nalgas, learning to control “The Force”, honing my dance moves any chance I get, tequila, sneaking tequila into expensive bars and getting shit faced while never buying a drink, well… not “never,” everyone needs a chaser…

I'd like to meet:

Big hearts and dirty minds. People who make cool records. People who spin cool records. People who want to hear ME spin cool records. Girls who posed on the cover or within Lowrider Magazine. Salty wenches... I can also take my wenches unsalted.

Music:

Outerspace,disco-pop,garbabe-funk,laser-brain,acidjack,elect roneek-dance-muzak//// much respect too all those making Chicago a place to get downright-freak-nasty-in, no need to name names.... you know who you are....

Movies:

The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Coen Brothers Movies, LA Confidential, Sexy Beast, Rushmore, Manchurian Candidate, Swingers, Made, TMNT, Big Trouble in Little China, Light Porn, Pom-Pom2-it's the hip-hop, big pimpin' equivalent to Girls Gone Wild and I must say it is some freaky... freaky....freaky stuff...many a Heineken bottle gets hidden from the light of day...choice viewing...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica Bitches!!! Dexter, Arrested Development, The Wire, 30 Rock, The Office(both), HBO rocks my fuckin' world and is the pinnacle of fine television programming. HBO is a model of how a major media enity can maintain it's artistic integrity and still turn a profit. I salute you HBO. I like the History Channel allot as well.

Books:

Coloring!!!

Heroes:

Rick Rubin, Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock, Rip Torn as Artie on The Larry Sanders Show, All lovable and prudent assholes, Indian Jones, Captain William Adama, Ma and Pa, Sis(has her shit together)