I like making porn videos with my dog Skip and my rubber duckie.
I like to meet my parents cause they left me in Central Park and they never came back.
Britney Spears, Christina Agulara, 98 degrees, I also like show tunes and Slayer!!!
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?, TEA BAGGER VANCE, SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN, TITS OF FURY, MOULIN SPLOOGE, ANAL FIREBALL, FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY, ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT, ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES, Bi-Curious George, Beaver Juice, Glad-he-ate-her, Gonad the Barbarian, Dun-Hur, Ejacula, ET: The Extra Testicle, Fatal Erection, Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon, Intercourse With a Vampire, Laid in Manhattan, Lap Dances with Wolves, Lord of the Cock Rings, Mighty Joe Hung, Oklahomo!, Saturday Night Beaver, and Wet Dreams May Come.
Genital Hospital, Everybody Does Raymond, and I Cream on Jeannie!
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone, Harry Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets, and Hairy Potter Made the Philosopher Moan
My right hand it always there for me when im down and it brings me up!