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Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo!

Santa please STOP I've been a good girl this year!

About Me

Hey! The name is Spencer and he dances on the saaaand. I'm too complex and possibly the most interesting person ever, so I can only say know me and you will be enlightened. Seriously...Just kidding! Ha. Yeah... so I like long walks on the porno and watching beach.
Stills from my film projects!

My Interests

TRAVELLING, Listening to music and finding new music everday, hanging with my very good friends and other cool/crazy people, i want to learn violin (got one for christmas), playing my bongos (also messing around with my guitar(s) - i got 4 - can't play very well, recorder - bitch!, harmonica - finally got a good one, thunder tube - hell yea, tambourine - a hard instrument to learn to play - jk, and triangle - hell yea once again!, kazoo - ..., and a $1 xylaphone!)), writing songs, riding my bike, dressin' funky, working on my book, taking pictures (or having people send them to me), making up songs on my keyboard or on the Fender Rhodes (keyobard/piano distortion!!!), making movies (either in school or out), acting, going to concerts (when possible), reading (books or magazines, I've got a lot), learning to sing (---major!), and doing crazy stuff that involves me doing something stupid or potentially painful but overall fun! I like to do a lot more, but I'm having a brain fart, so I'll have to get back to you on that one...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a giant rubber chicken named Habib. Preferably he'd wear a red tuxedo and can play tennis. Also, beans.Turd?
This is Steven & I running down Canal St while singing the Pokémon theme song!

Music:

I like almost anything, my favorites being Grunge, Blues, Latin (Brazilian Jazz, Salsa, especially), Rock, Girl Rock, Foreign Music (North African/Sahara/Arabic and Indian especially), & Metal. The only thing I don't like is Disco.
My favorite bands are Fuel, Incubus, Evanescence, Audioslave, Staind, Alice In Chains, Linkin Park,Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nickelback, Ra, Maroon 5, Tapping The Vein, The Gathering, Lacuna Coil, Lostprophets, AFI, Default, N.E.R.D., The Darkness, The Distillers, Tsunami Bomb, Shakira, Eminem, Avril Lavigne, Metallica, KoRn, Katy Rose, Fefe Dobson, System Of A Down, Disturbed, KidneyThieves, Eisley, Joss Stone, Toby Lightman, Nirvana, Soundgarden , AC/DC, Stone Temple Pilots, Fiona Apple, Aerosmith, Velvet Revolver, Guns N Roses, David Bowie, Drain STH, Coheed & Cambria, Los Lonely Boys, Bo Diddley, Etta James, Killswitch Engage, Louis Armstrong, Flogging Molly, OutKast, Fleetwood Mac, Eric Clapton (The Yardbirds, Cream, Derek & The Dominoes, Delaney & Bonnie, Blind Faith, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers), 2Pac, The Offspring, Maya Nasri, Natasha Bedingfield, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Black Eyed Peas, Mother Love Bone, Temple of the Dog, John Lee Hooker, Jethro Tull, Seatbelts, Depeche Mode, Flyleaf, Yoshida Brothers
I'm finding new stuff all the time, so there's a good possibility this list will get larger!

Movies:

Uh oh, this is a hard list. THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. The Whole Nine Yards, Troy, Pirates Of The Caribbean, the Matrix Trilogy (of course), Office Space, Billy Madison (all Adam Sandler movies), Jim Carrey movies, FINAL FANTASY VII: ADVENT CHILDREN , Ben Stiller Movies (Meet The Parents, Zoolander, Starsky & Hutch, There's Something About Mary), Jackie Chan movies (c'mon people, give it up for the Chan Man), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Man On Fire, Thirteen, Almost Famous, Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl), LOTR trilogy (of course), Underworld, Back To The Future Trilogy, Van Helsing, Phone Booth (Colin Farell movies), Matchstick Men, True Romance, Tears Of The Sun, The Last Samurai (Tom Cruise Movies), Master & Commander, Last Of The Mohicans, The Patriot (All Mel Gibson movies), Batman Begins, Star Wars trilogies, and many more! Basically my favorite actors are Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson (as far as serious acting goes.) I love Kung fu and movies taking place in ancient China and feudal Japan (Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon).
adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

I don't watch TV that much anymore, because all of my favorite shows got cancelled. but here it goes: Angel, Smallville, Everwood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Outlaw Star, Martian Successor Nadesico, Inu Yasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Paranoia Agent, South Park, Insomniac with Dave Atell, Chapelle's Show, I Love The 80's, Trigun, Reno 911, and others! TRAVEL CHANNEL. HISTORY CHANNEL. THE END.

Books:

Too many books to count, so I'll put my favorite authors and some books by them. Orson Scott Card (Ender's Shadow, The Memory Of Earth, Seventh Son), Robert Jordan (The Shadow Rising, The Eye Of The World, The Fires Of Heaven), Stephen King (The Dark Tower I - VII, Salem's Lot, The Stand), Jacqueline Carey (Kushiel's Dart, Chosen, Avatar), William C. Dietz (By Force Of Arms, Bodyguard, Galactic Bounty), W.E.B. Griffin (The Corps), Tom Clancy (Rainbow Six, Clear & Present Danger, Teeth Of The Tiger), John Steinbeck (East Of Eden, The Grapes Of Wrath, Of Mice & Men), Anne Rice (The Vampire Chronicles, The Witching Hour, Servant of the Bones), Mario Puzo (The Godfather, The Sicilian, Omerta), Michael Chrichton (Timeline, Rising Sun, The Great Train Robbery)

Heroes:

God. He is the one who gave me the gift of life and all the second chances and blessings I've received. Thank you so much. My dad. Alexander the Great. His name is also my middle name!) Lincoln. BOB SAGET!

My Blog

THE CRAZIEST WEEKEND! EVER!

Dude... the weekend was so rediculously awesome... Ah!!   Day One: Friday, May 26, 2006   Went out with my dad to the Atlantic Diner. Then at 6 I went to Cathys house and met up with Jon, C...
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:00:00 PST

WTF is going on!

Back and forth, back and forth, I don't know ahhh!   ...
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:50:00 PST

NYU! I'M IN

AHH! I'm in!!! I'm iiiin! Now I have to send them $500 in the next two weeks! yikes!!!  
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:31:00 PST

Posse Troubles - Right before Halloween and my birthday, too

What the heck is going on here guys? Somebody leave me some feedback. you know what i mean. there's some 'splainin to do
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 10:39:00 PST

Acting for Film & Television Class = ShizznitE!

Hey everyone! If anyone bothers to read this... the class was awesome! It started today!!!! Ask me about it if you want!! F U MRS SWEENEY THIS IS A REAL CLASS MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check out this survey! fill it out and/or respond!

PRIVATE LIFE o. Boyfriend/girlfriend: Not right now!! o. Crush: No comment! o. Do you love anyone right now: no comment o. Have you ever been in love: yes o. Ever had sex: no! o. How many hearts have...
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NEW Posse PICTURES!!

New POSSE Pictures!!! Go to my pictures part on my profile. It's muy gangsta!!!
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ah shit my testicles fell off again! One of these days I'll have to get some friggin wood glue!

Wood glue! Get it! Wood! GLUE! mwuahahahahahahahaah. ok sorry i'll stop sniffing paint! surely you did not just call me a cracker? Why I shall bitch-slap you with my wanker! Now clean my shoes, ho...
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GOOD QUOTES!

"Cocksmith." - Marc "Turn right, the hand you jerk off with!" - Spencer "I GOTTA TAKE A FUCKIN SHIT! PHHHHHH" - Travis Spener's Birthday Quotes "Spock shock?" - Ian, trying to remember...
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Picture from my birthday, check it hell yeah cracka

Whoa crackers (and non-crackers) wasabi!? Well I added a new picture that we took on my birthday, its abosulutely awesome! Its got Bobby, Marc, Me, Travis, Jeff Leight, Ian, Dan, And Bert in it ( all ...
Posted by Spencer Osiris Eats the Pandas, Surplus of Bamboo! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST