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dear myspace stalker subscriber:
as you continue to willingly read on, please duly note that i am ever so glad you will actually read this. it's very tedious and annoying when you ask me a question that's boldly stated below. with that in mind, enjoy the novel! i'm probably one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. granted you're not crazy. i absolutely adore each of the following: halloween season, traveling everywhere, sanrio, anime/hentai, video games, tattoos, toys, computers (apple devote), music, cartoons, fashion, cosplay (go vote for your favorite in my to-do photo album because i can't make up my mind), there's this extremely insane money-spending-influential company by the name of disney that i'm obsessed with and buy everything of, then zombies and comics. i use a sidekick3 because i'm waiting for steve jobs to perfect the iphone. i don't drink, do drugs or smoke, ever. but don't call me straight edge. that's for 14yr olds who think it's a fashion statement. i hate the bar scene. i hate the party scene. don't ask me to join you. it's a waste of my time.
i have aim/ichat, yahoo, msn. ask, and maybe you'll get it if i like you! i have many hobbies and talents, as i hate not doing anything with my life. i'm a drummer , singer , pianist, a potential arts and crafts designer, model , artist and graphic artist and photographer . i'm the co-founder of the vixens of vengeance and the assistant director for the annual vop fashion and rock show charity events. i'm extremely outgoing, i love meeting new people, and i'm overall just a marvelous person to be around.
i have a fascination with greek mythology and think it makes the most sense for human kind to consider. i'm in no way religious. um, i wish i were a mermaid. i'm a huge animal lover; i have a kitty, a puppy, a bearded dragon, and a pink toe tarantula. i love barbershop quartets and singing tags. i spit, fart, shit and burp just like the rest of you, so don't give me that lady-sass "woman don't do that" bullshit just because you can't handle it. my farts will totally rip holes in space. i like space exploration, that much is obvious. sometimes i wish i were jean grey so bad, that i literally get upset about it. is that bad?
i'm also trying to learn/self-train myself to become a photo-retoucher, a portrait comic artist, and a decent cosplayer. commissions welcome! i idolize a crapload of people: steve jobs, lithium picnic, t.h. taylor, mehosh dziadzio, jill greenberg, penn & teller, khary randolph, steven sanchez, bruce timm, tyson mcadoo, big chris, simon hayag, stan lee, bernie dexter, masuimi max, sabina kelley, jessica white, adella, miracole, ruby rocket, yaya han, heidi van horne, raquel reed, riya ray, apnea, asia devinyl, christina aguilera, gwen stefani, adriana lima, jessica alba, giselle bundchen, marilyn monroe, elvis presley, and my beautiful hubby =).
oh! i also have a fan group! how cute is that! oh and i've made the siren vanity group for my work!
i love livejournal. for a few of my favorite things, please don't hesitate to ask! this way we can avoid any awkward breaking the ice messages and we can talk about cool things... like candy and rainbows. but try to avoid sending me messages that consist of the following:
- hi sexy wat up?
- hey
- how r u d00d?
- omg ur so hot, let's chat
let's try to be a little bit more creative. because i'll just delete those. also don't message me a bunch of times asking 'omg! where r u!?' because you noticed i 'read' your first message and didn't reply. chances are, i won't. ever.
lots of love,
kearstin
p.s., viva le picnic and free apnea!
there are currently 12k+ friends on my list: gotta catch 'em all!
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