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About Me

I think I'm going to flip this into Me, About. Because I'd much rather talk about me about than talk about me. When I am about, I wear pants, unless I'm going to the beach, then i wear turquoise and highlighter yellow flip-flops. Oh yeah, I love cigarettes.

My Interests

No, I don't have any interest in becoming a General. Thank you not. It's totally not worth spending 4 years in Carlisle.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'm really looking for someone with really big wings. Someone who will take me under her hairy, weather-beaten wing and bring me to tears with her parfume so pure, as i bury my head deep inside her "wingpit".

Movies:

Movies are fucking amazing! You can make a screen do whatever you desire, where as in the theatre you are much more constrained.

Television:

I usually perfer flat-screens, but black and white is fun in moderation.

Books:

Generally speaking, I perfer them in stacks.

Heroes:

Sir Walter Raleigh