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the dialouge in our heads remind us who we are-incessently reminding me who i have to act like- i ju

About Me

I'm Kelli. I'm 20 and have just received my phlebotomy license. I've been in an out of college for neuroscience/biology. I work at Starbucks and don't care for coffee. My dog is the one thing in life I treasure most. I like flowers. I'm a celiac. My nervous system is out of whack. I have a scissor and knife fetish. I'm meticulous. Rules were made to be broken-and that is the bottom line. College kids who do no work, don't have a job, and only drink 24/7 need to be sent to Ethiopia to volunteer with the suffering, hungry, and sick. I want to be in the peace corps. I want my own elephant and mini horse. I want a penguin to live in a walkin freezer in my house that has a penguin-door. I wish my dreams could come true.Still suffering-I love Bradley Roach and want him back in this world.

My Interests

Human motive. Neuroscience. Diseases. Disorders. Viruses. Microbes. Biopsychology. Health. Pomogranates. Perpetuating Jewish humor and stereotype. Penguins. Elephants. Squirrels and the their secret cults. The mind processes of girls who stuff their pants into their boots. Clean socks. Fresh sheets. Crossword puzzles. Synonyms. Fast cars. My beloved puppy dog. Post its. Art. Surrealism. Rene Magritte. Edgar Allen Poe. Typhoid Mary. Rumi. Blueberries. MJ. Sticks. Climbing trees. Laying on floors. Puns. Gymnastics. Cheerleading. New York Mets. Physics behind the uneven parallel bars and the gymnastics performed on them. Paperclips. Foam fingers. Grammar. Microbiology. Diseases. Viruses. Toxins. Drug rehabilitation. Presidential triumphs and mishaps. Global economy. Sociology. Anthropology. Strawberries. Tangelos. Herbs. Power tools. Rings. Vicodin. Pay Day candy. Sudoku. Study of recreational drugs. Clonazapam. Baton twirling. Eyeliner. Daniel.

I'd like to meet:



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Dave Grohl. Lilia Podkopayeva. Dominique Moceanu.

Music:

Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Live, Velvet Revolver, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bob Dylan, Guns n' Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, AC/DC, NIN, Sex Pistols, Candlebox, Gin Blossoms, The Rolling Stones, Cracker, Theory of a Deadman, Hinder, Three Days Grace, Dresden Dolls, Fall Out Boy, Bruce Springsteen (shoot me), Fleetwood Mac, Pixies, Hanson, Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, The Stooges, Queen, Slick Shoes, The Doors, Iggy Pop, Damageplan, Killswitch Engage, Red hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Silvertide, HIM
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Movies:

GATTACA, Wayne's World, Saved, The Notebook, Ice Age, Napoleon Dynamite, Life As a House, Spinal Tap, Dirty Dancing, Fight Club, The Princess Bride

Television:


Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You Are 16% Capitalist, 84% Socialist
You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed.
As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power.
You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?
You Are An INTJ
The Scientist
You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems.
Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized.
You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others.
Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you.
You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer. What's Your Personality Type?
Your Stripper Song Is
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith
"So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise"
HOUSE, Parental Control, NEXT, anything on Discovery Health, Intervention, LOCKUP
Let's just say you're a very "special" dancer. What Song Should You Strip To?

Books:

Passion of Artemisia, When the Air Hits Your Brain, Tending Lives, The Biggest Sandwich Ever, The Hot Zone, Heavier Than Heaven. Detour.

Heroes:

Bradley Roach. My dad. Lilia Podkopayeva. Dominique Moceanu.

My Blog

sniffles of doom

My current life in 84 questions1] What was the highlight of your week?being with dan on the 27th, after the memorial2] Who's car were you in last?my own.3] When is the next time you will kiss som...
Posted by her on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

because you don't care

you think i'm lying? why does everyone always tell me that i'm fine, that i have no real problems, that there are tons of other people worse off than i am? obviously i don't give a fuck.  and obv...
Posted by her on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:48:00 PST

I just wrote this...

 My little assignment was to tell about a time of intercultural interaction that had an influence on me.  I wrote this and wanted to share it with all of you as going to Linden Hall and thes...
Posted by her on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

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my grandma sent me something in the mail today.  i thought it would just be a thank you note because called her on sunday-and i very rarely talk to her as she lives in florida.  i put it asi...
Posted by her on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:17:00 PST

socks

yeah, i got new socks. its  pack of 5. my mom and i went to the Green Dragon over in Ephrata last weekend.  She said "i want to go to a flea market today" and she had been talking about the ...
Posted by her on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:17:00 PST

.....

no one gives a fuck. thanks. i'm glad you can talk to me. or rather not talk to me.
Posted by her on Tue, 15 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

engaged and underage

i've been watching engaged and underage for at least 3 hours now.  and you know what? most of these couples should not even be considering marriage.  there is one girl who was raised mormon ...
Posted by her on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

ulf

I haven't actually been sick (on basis of microorganism/virus invasion) in over a year and a half-and even that "sick" was just an "I'm fatigued I think I'll take a nap right here in the street" feel...
Posted by her on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:22:00 PST

i like the top

http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=7534&Tra ckingID=523934&BannerID=566942&menuid=6&GT1=9278 God I'm so SICK of this BULLSHIT. WHY did I have to listen and read all of the S...
Posted by her on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

new one

So much has been going on.  But i dont feel like writing about it-because-its the important stuff.  I guess I don't like to bare everything to everyone, after all.  What I do have to s...
Posted by her on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST