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Courtney Astrid

I so wish I could fuck music.

About Me

IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, DO NOT EXPECT ME TO ADD YOU UNLESS YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST! AND don't bother with me if you butcher the English language OR IF YOU'RE JUST LOOKING TO MEET A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS. I DO NOT WANT TO CYBER WITH YOU. LOOK AT THE STATS: I AM HERE FOR FRIENDS AND NOTHING MORE. I DO NOT LIKE OLD MEN, AND I AM NOT EASY.
I have a deviantART page and a Facebook account. If you want either of them, just ask.
I want your babies.
+ I'm an artist. I go to art school. My major is graphic design.
+ I'm very neurotic.
+ I've always kind of had a "fuck you if you can't accept me" attitude.
+ I'm insane.
+ I love to sleep.
+ I'm a bit spontaneous.
+ I over analyze EVERYTHING and it makes me CRAZY.
+ I'm a hardcore atheist.
+ I'm a space geek and semi-Star Wars fan.
+ I almost always get the last word.
+ I'm a perfectionist...except for when it comes to my room. It's a pig sty 96% of the time.
+ My mom is a lot like Téa Leoni in Spanglish.
+ I have four dogs and I love them to death.
+ Gangsters and punks are not my type.
+ I love love love love karaoke.
+ Bright colors make me happy.
+ I wish I was a duck....I would make a totally kickass duck.
+ I have an inane fear of being in a plane crash.
+ I think and hear in colors . It's called synesthesia.
+ I like to make people happy, but not if it's expected.
+ I'm very honest and trustworthy. I very rarely censor myself.
+ Without music, I honestly think I would go nuts and kill myself.
+ I'm a pretty independent person.
+ Do NOT talk to me right after I wake up. That's a fair warning.
+ I worship coffee, hand sanitizer, Pink Floyd, and Led Zeppelin.
+ I hate bad grammar .
+ I have major ADHD.
+ I like taking challenges.
+ I think whoever wrote that "Tea for Two" song deserves to get shot.
+ I have really weird dreams.
+ I think dogs think we're weird because we only walk on two legs.
+ I'm definitely a city girl.
+ I live for helping others and for my art.
+ This is me. I say hello.

My Interests

Dancing, yoga, creating trippy art, writing, thrift shopping, talking nonstop, sitting on my ass, kickboxing, being myself, singing, beaching, looking at the stars, sleeping, arguing, doing my own thing and not giving a shit.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who deserves me.

I'm cool. I have friends.

KELLI

PUGSLEY

MONIQUE

JENNI

ANI

LILY

VINCE

JOSIE

KELLI

JODI

ROSS

OLIVIA

MANDA

LIZ

DANA

Click.

Music:

Zeppelin, Clapton, Cash, Smashing Pumpkins, Lennon, Sufjan, The Who, Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Billy Joel, Floyd, Elton, The Doobie Brothers, Sabbath, Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, Allman Brothers, Frampton, Def Leppard, Alice in Chains, Deep Purple, Dylan, Bowie, Jimi, Iggy Pop, Courtney Love, The Kinks, Alice Cooper, Joe Walsh, Simon & Garfunkel, Sixpence None the Richer, The Eagles, CSNY, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Muse, Sting, Incubus, Sublime, The Stones, The Cardigans, Pixies, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Spice Girls, Bob Marley, The Flaming Lips, The Scissor Sisters, Tool

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Wedding Crashers, Star Wars, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mean Girls, The Beach, Donnie Darko, October Sky, Pirates of the Caribbean, Finding Nemo, Apollo 13, Almost Famous, Romeo and Juliet (the modern one), Remember the Titans, the Right Stuff, Antwone Fisher, The Girl Next Door, The Island, John Tucker Must Die, The Silence of the Lambs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Back to the Future, Tommy, Team America: World Police

Television:

South Park, Nip/Tuck, That '70s Show, Six Feet Under, Everybody Loves Raymond, Will and Grace, Seinfeld, Gilmore Girls, Friends, Sex and the City, Degrassi, America's Next Top Model, Scrubs, Family Guy, MTV dating shows......because they make me laugh.

Books:

October Sky, Finding Fish, the Great Gatsby, Fahrenheit 451, White Oleander, anything by David Sedaris, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, The Lords of Discipline

Heroes:

Ansel Adams, Diane Arbus, The Mercury Seven, Jim Lovell, Cindy Sherman, Homer Hickam, Joel Pett, Andy Warhol, John Lennon, and Samantha Jones--not because she sleeps around, but because of her confidence.

My Blog

Go On, Laugh

These days I look outside my window and all I see are endless opportunities.I love the world. I want to experience everything life has to offer. The good, the bad, all of it, I want to learn from it...
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

HAHAHAH Shit Happens

Taoism: "If you understand shit, it isn't shit"Hinduism: "This shit happened before"Confucianism: "Confucious say 'shit happens'"Buddhism: "Shit will happen to you again"Zen: "What is the sound of shi...
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

I'm Bored

I want to do something crazy. Something I've never done before. Something I shouldn't do. Something that society would disapprove of.Any ideas?
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:46:00 PST

Watkins Would Appreciate This

I had a dream that I was looking for you.I couldn't find you anywhere.I was wearing my Pink Floyd shirt,Jeans and socks, but no shoes.Why didn't I wear my shoes?I was listening to my ipod.Come on you ...
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

Why War Sucks

AB Negative (The Surgeon's Poem)Thalia Fields is under a grey ceiling of clouds,just under the turbulance, with anestheticsdripping from an I.V. into her arm,and the flight surgeon says The shrapnelca...
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

Because I Got Sick of Myself

That's why my hair is solid brown and hasn't touched a straightening iron in weeks. That's why I don't walk around with makeup caked all over my face anymore. That's why I wear pajamas in public. T...
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:15:00 PST

The Official "Making a Move on Courtney" Disclaimer

I am very strange. When I say 'strange', I don't mean.....I say strange things, or make strange art, or listen to strange music. I mean, I function very strangely when I get invlolved with somebody....
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

WTF

Okay so last night, I definitely had some dream that Mrs. Gillingham was rumored to have eaten some LH girl, and she was under investigation. It was kinda fucked up.
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Woah

I just had the CRAZIEST dream. I went back to Space Camp. But not as a camper, they had like, a hotel in the Space and Rocket Center, and I was there with my mom. And we were supposed to meet for dinn...
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:41:00 PST

Storytime

(For some reason, Myspace doesn't like quoation marks. So those little double-dots....quotation marks.)Getting Marina to his apartment was not quite the task that Troy Phillips had imagined. It was,...
Posted by Courtney Astrid on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:08:00 PST