REVEREND MITCHELL OF THE CHURCH OF THE ANTI-FATS

OUR AGENDA IS TO EXPOSE THAT OF THE EVIL FAT MONGERS WHO RULE THIS NATION. WE MUST REALIZE THE TRUE NATURE OF THESE FILTHY ANIMALS WHO CLOG EVERY ARTERY OF OUR TOWNS AND CITIES. THESE CORPULENT FIENDS PLOT TO INDOCTRINATE INNOCENT, THIN CHRISTIANS IN A RAMPAGE OF BACON GREASE AND LARD WITH THEIR ATTRACTIVE, FLOURESCENT-LIT FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS AND ADVERTISEMENTS. WE, LIKE OUR COMRADES, THE FAG-HATERS, TWIST THE WORDS OF OBSCURE TEXTS FROM THE BIBLE TO SUIT OUR CAUSE. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------- 'And God lay his hand upon the greenest valley, with the ripest fruits and destroyed it in a roar of fire. Thy people have too much food.'-LUKE ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------- 'And God said to his flock, 'let there be food enough for all, my children.' But the glutton ate more than his share, and the children died for there was no bread for the young. And Jesus said to the glutton, 'The future is threatened for your greed is ungodly.' But the glutton still ate, till he grew to the size of the largest elephant.'-1 CORINTHIANS ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- AND FAT PEOPLE ARE THE REASON AIDS CAME TO BE!!!! IN THEIR FANCY FAST-FOOD CHAINS, CANOODLING AND EATING MORE THAN THEIR SHARE, WITH THEIR GRUBBY FINGERS, SPREADING DISEASES THROUGH SHAKES AND FRIES. WE MUST CALMLY AND ARROGANTLY EXPOSE THESE GLUTTON SINNERS.