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About Me

SPECIES: human being, ORIGIN: planet Earth, HABITAT: modern dewellings DIET: flesh from animal carcasass, BEHAVIORAL HABITS: same as monkeys KNOWN SIGHTINGS: been known to visit the local 7-11 in the middle of the night for a frozen beverage otherwise known as SLURPEES, MISSION: to live life to it's fullest, OTHER KNOWN FACTS: has an uncontrolable urge to play musical instruments, such as drums made from animal skins and stringed instruments made from cat guts, such as fix up old gas guzzling vehicles in order to compete in senseless races against other male types, also tends to deplete all natural resorces in nearby surroundings, IF THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT REVERSED BY THE YEAR 2012 THIS SPECIES WILL TOTALLY DESTROY THE EARTH AND SURROUNDING PLANETS. This profile was edited with The CricketSoda Myspace Editor

My Interests

ANYTHING NOT BORING.....ACTION MOVIES...WATCHING PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS....FAST CARS....MESSING WITH IDIOTS HIGH ON DRUGS.....FIREARMS.....

I'd like to meet:

THE IDIOT WHO KEEPS PUTTIN THE TOILET PAPER ON TOP OF THE TANK AND NOT THE RACK...SO IT FALLS INTO THE TOILET AND GETS ALL WET AND YOU HAVE TO FISH IT OUT BEFORE YOU FLUSH IT AND OVERFLOWS....THE IDIOTS IN AUSTIN THAT THINK BURRITOS ARE MEXICAN FOOD, CUBAN FOOD, PUERTO RICAN FOOD, NICARAGAN FOOD, OR SOME OTHER FOOD OTHER THAN SOUTHWESTERN......THE IDIOTS IN ATX THAT THINK RUST IS AN ACTUALLY FINISH AND DONT BOTHER TO PAINT OR COAT ANY OF THE BRIDGE SUPPORTS....THE IDIOTS THAT STOP SO FAR AWAY FROM THE REDLIGHT..NONE OF THE SENSORS ARE TRIPPED OFF AND IT TAKES FOREVER FOR A RED LIGHT TO TURN GREEN...THE IDIOT THAT LETS ALL THESE STUDENTS FROM DIFFERENT STATES THAT CAN'T DRIVE,AND CAN'T GET A DRIVERS LICENSE IN THEIR STATE COME HERE AND GET A LICENSE IN THIS TOWN....THE IDIOT THAT SAID IT WAS COOL TO WEAR DIRTY AND HOLEY CLOTHES AND SMELL BAD WHEN YOUR PARENTS CAN PROBABLY BUY A WHOLE DEPARTMENT STORE....

Music:

ANYTHING THAT MAKES NOISE.....AHYTHING METAL...ANYTHING PUNK....OLD SCHOOL PUNK....ANYTHING HARD....NO EMO....STOP CRYING AOBOUT HOW YOU BEEN HURT AND STOP SINGING ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN'T FIT IN AT HIGH SCHOOL...GET OVER IT AND GROW UP NOW....

Movies:

ACTION.....ACTION....ACTION....

Television:

BOX WITH MOVING PICTURE AND NOISE: AUDIO VISUAL PIECE OF JUNK...oh yeah and lost..im addicted to that show...YEAH LOST IS STILL ABOUT ALL I WATCH....

Books:

WHAT ARE THOSE FOR PROPPING UP TABLES.....

Heroes:

WELL ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE DEAD.....IF YOU AINT DEAD THEN YOU ARE NOT A GOOD HERO....