Pickup Lines |
Islamic Pickup lines(for all you guys/gals out there!)1. I'm looking for the "Made In Jannah" tag2. Are those legs halal?3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me.. 4. Wanna...
Posted by Masriah on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:17:00 PST |
EG Air |
(Best aviation deal: EgyptAir is offering a special promotion - $29.95 to fly from JFK to JFK, Jr.)zis is your captain Haridi welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Egypt Air.We apo...
Posted by Masriah on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:31:00 PST |
Ass Egypt |
Posted by Masriah on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Attention: Sa3eedis! |
This is for all those Egyptians out there who are from upper Egypt. Yes, you got that right, sa3eedis. Their tan skin, light eyes, and "intelligent minds" are not a force to be reckone...
Posted by Masriah on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:55:00 PST |
50 Ways you know you're Egyptian |
You're probably pre-med or engineering 2. You could kill for some macarona bil- béchamel, mashi, and baba ghanouG 3. Your parents think Umm-Khalthoom IS what's hot 4...
Posted by Masriah on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST |
100 More Ways to know you're Egyptian |
(Tony Menias) You say "estubid" and "owet" for "stupid" and "out" 2. Your father swears at you with words that effect himself (yabn il kalb!) 3. Your parents brag about you even if you'...
Posted by Masriah on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST |
Only in Egypt... |
ONLY IN EGYPT!By Radwa KhorshidMiddle East Times-------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------A regularly updated collection of weird and wondrous news items ...
Posted by Masriah on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:16:00 PST |
Egypt Air |
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which ai...
Posted by Masriah on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:35:00 PST |
The Egyptian Hell |
A Man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"He is told: "First they put you in an electric ...
Posted by Masriah on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:57:00 PST |
Things I've Missed... |
...and probably took foregranted: *The smell of Oregon, especially after it rains. It's so much cleaner than Cairo, where the pollution turns you black. *Sitting in the grass. It's so soft and bouncy ...
Posted by Masriah on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:51:00 PST |
