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Liekki

I don't read people's minds. I write them.

About Me


I don't read books. I stare them
down until I get the information I want.
I lost my virginity before my dad did.
I recently changed my middle name to "Fucking."
I do not sleep. I wait.
When I go to donate blood, I decline
the syringe, and instead request a
hand gun and a bucket.
I once walked down the street with a
massive boner. There were no survivors.
When I was born, the nurse said, "Holy
crap! That's Liekki!" Then she had had
sex with me. At that point, she was the
third girl I had slept with.
I can divide by zero.
Guess who the fifth horseman is? Yup.
It wasn't a comet that killed the
dinosaurs; I killed them all because
a T-rex looked at me funny.
Pangea did not separate because of
plate techtonics; I wanted a pool.
I'm not from Finland. Finland is from me.
The last man who made eye contact
with me was Ray Charles.
Me and Chuck Norris once encountered
each other on a lonesome path.
Before the inevitable battle could
begin, the Earth shat itself and
created Sweden.
Ever have a sharp pain in your
chest that you can't explain? That
was me, and it was a warning.
Helen Keller's favorite color
is Liekki.
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My Interests

Fire, alcohol, cigars, books, arts, circus, food, worthy women, photography, learning, teaching, savate, performing, traveling, seeing, hearing, tasting, feeling, meeting, amazing sex, intelligence, experiencing, aurora borealis, music, comics, humor, psychology, hypnosis, erotica, giving, getting, color, exotic, fun, slogans, magic, movies, crafts, physics, ideas, puns....

I'd like to meet:

Horny bisexual brunettes with 150 IQs.

Music:

Anything I damn well feel like listening to. I don't worry about classifications. Even if Britney ever made a good song, I'd feel completely free to admit I like it. Hasn't happened yet, though.

Movies:

Dude, Where's My Car?

Television:

Jekyll, Lost, Doctor Who, Entourage, Drawn Together, Jeremiah, the Simpsons...

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Dan Brown, J.K. Rowling, Douglas Adams, Nancy A. Collins, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Arto Paasilinna, David Mack, Michael Moore, Mike Mignola, Warren Ellis...

Heroes:

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My Blog

Sunset on Sunset

Haven't written in a few days because I'm staying at a hostel now and I actually have to pay for the internet. I've had a hoot! Does ANYONE use that word anymore? Who cares! A hoot is what I've had. ...
Posted by Liekki on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:54:00 PST

Pigs and Whistles

Spent the day at Hollywood Boulevard. I just walked up there and took my time, because yesterday we kinda just made a quick visit there. Found a cool little magic shop, made friends with the owne...
Posted by Liekki on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

Stars on the Street

So, yesterday we went to Hollywood Boulevard to exchange some money. Saw the Walk of Fame, some cool shops... Nothing as cool as on Melrose, really, as far as clothes go, but you gotta do some tourist...
Posted by Liekki on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

Meanwhile in LA

So far I've been to a Machine Head gig in San Diego, which involved lots of alcohol in the Arch Enemy tour bus and some rather pathetic attempts at speaking Swedish with the boys. That's ok, they spea...
Posted by Liekki on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST

Judgment Day

Some people believe in God. They also, if they even think that far ahead, believe there will eventually be a Judgment Day. Sounds cool, eh? Dramatic. Judgment Day. You can almost hear the drumroll. So...
Posted by Liekki on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:40:00 PST

Rip-Off!

Modern Love is featuring a "rip-off" from The Wooden Leg today! There are similar "rip-offs" from Dinosaur Comics and A Softer World so far. And the one from TWL is based on this comic! I think it's...
Posted by Liekki on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

Death, and her brother Sleep

Why is it that every time a friend of mine bites it, it makes the front page? Why is it that every time I hear about it, it's way too early in the morning to deal with something like that?A text messa...
Posted by Liekki on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

Going Places

I'm going to Stockholm for a few days.The Wooden Leg cartoon will update normally on Monday and Thursday while I'm gone. I'll probably even get to send the mailing list updates, because I've heard the...
Posted by Liekki on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST

Captain Obvious

They always have thoroughly enlightening articles in the biggest gossip magazine in Finland, 7 Päivää. Shining exaples of investigative journalism, I should say. This week's issue's cover is almost en...
Posted by Liekki on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:42:00 PST

Crawfish

You know, I was thinking about crawfish, which is not fish at all.Some guy caught a weird creature in the river. So he figured, "What the heck, I'm hungry, I'll break its neck and throw it in the kett...
Posted by Liekki on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 07:02:00 PST