Murder Everyone Then Commit Suicide

METCS began as a simple passtime for Daniel and Gene-pool as they backpacked barefoot across the majestic French Alps (which is in Europe) and, upon their return, quickly grew into a massive soul consuming vortex with the addition of a strange boy who fell out of the back of a van they crashed into crossing the Mexican border (Hot Caryl). Finding themselves lacking a singer as Gene's interests drifted slowly but steadily from grind vocals to swiss gold and the New York Stock Exchange and bass, the band was transformed by the creation of William Charles Shupe II from a trash can, a bucket, some tin cans, the blood of the Prince of England, and the a sacrificial house cat. At first, William was more of a problem than he was caught multiple times by police trying to mercilessly disembowl neighborhood animals and drinking motor oil. After the intial robot/zombie issues were resolved, the android man was hit by a truck and splashed all over some groupies that were on a highway for some reason. As a result, William III was summoned from hell through the use of an Oujia board. Despite the best efforts of the trio, the band couldn't shake the pesty poultergeist and it seems they'll be stuck with him for eternity. Oh well, live and learn. The newest addition to the band was introduced to the scene after they witnessed his tragic birth to a dying mountain goat in Vermont which struck a sympathetic chord in their stringy heart strings. The band members swear that they've never heard of anyone with the last name "Dopiriak."