TAKING EITHER OF THESE INTO CONSIDERATION DURING YOUR VISIT WILL PUT YOU IN MY GOOD BOOKS. TAKING BOTH INTO CONSIDERATION WILL PUT YOU IN MY FAVOURITE BOOKS. =]
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MR UNDERMINED!
Why am I always in second place?
I never get the gold.
It always seems to be the silver medal,
That I am forced to hold.
Is it because there are people better,
More skilled than me?
I see them rush ahead and I see everything,
That I want to be.
Or do I just suck at what I do?
Am I half-hearted in my commitment?
I see people blossoming in pairs,
While I'm just intermittent.
Why am I always in second place?
I never get the gold.
It always seems to be the silver medal,
That I am forced to hold.
Wanna know me?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger%27s_Syndrome#Char acteristics
^^ This seems to describe me pretty well.
First off, in homage (sp?) to my apparent part-Australian heritage....G'day mate! =]
Hey, the name's Paul (Sloggs if you prefer, everyone calls me that. Make up variants if you wish too).
I'm a firm believer of a modification of a popular phrase: "Don't make anyone a promise, if you know you can't keep it."
Here's a few videos for your viewing pleasure. =]
I love playing Bass Guitar and Drums, a proud Muse fan and just generally a very nice guy when I can be. Really.
I'm regularly never confident in myself...I see couples doing what couples do, and I think "why can't I have someone to do that to?"
Then I look at myself, and then the answer's pretty clear.
It sounds brutal, I know...I call it "brutal honesty".
I've never had a huge "About Me" section before...but I tend to learn about people from their's.
Another fatal weakness of mine is the inability to argue, it seems. I dunno, I guess I've never been an argumentative person. Very opinionated, but not too good on the ol' arguing. That's probably due to avoiding arguements half the time.
Ooh, and I wish to work in music when I'm older. Hopefully in one of the bands I'm in. Too much of a dream? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This is probably the most I've ever talked about myself...geez I hated it! lol
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
For future reference, my MSN/e-mail: [email protected]
And my MSN Space
Oh, and if there's one thing I hate THE most, it's seeing that someone is in pain. It gives me a really bad feeling when someone I consider close is unhappy, and an amazing feeling in me when they're happy again. So, if you're in pain about something... please tell me!
Contrary to popular belief, I am a nice guy who can have a lot to say...I just need to warm up to you a bit. =]
I also have a rather insane obssession for one (maybe two) bands. If you are able to see past that and put up with it and NOT mock me about it...you've impressed me greatly. Too many people do it to me, and it annoys the fuck outta me. =] ♥
I listen to these bands WAY too much, whether it's because they're talented, or because their music has sentimental value:
Muse♥
Bloc Party♥
Radiohead♥
System Of A Down♥
Rage Against The Machine♥
A few albums you should own before you die:
Muse - Absolution
Muse - Origin Of Symmetry
Muse - Showbiz
Trivium - Ascendancy
Trivium - Ember To Inferno
Radiohead - OK Computer
Radiohead - The Bends
Radiohead - Hail To The Thief
Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine - Evil Empire
Rage Against The Machine - The Battle Of Los Angeles
Rage Against The Machine - Renegades
System Of A Down - Toxicity
System Of A Down - Mezmerize
System Of A Down - Hypnotize
Bullet For My Valentine - The Poison
Nickelback - Silver Side Up
Avenged Sevenfold - City Of Evil
Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
Bloc Party - A Weekend In The City
SlipKnoT - Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Paul "Sloggs" Sloggett
Birthday: 07/10/1989 - FUCKING LIBRA/SNAKE MATE!
Birthplace: The GHETTO of the Maternity Ward, L&D Hospital
Current Location: On the computer.
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: I dunno...somewhere close to 6'?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty...unless it's Cricket.
Your Heritage: 3/4 English, 1/4 Aussie.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black Adidas piles of lush.
Your Weakness: Arguments. =/
Your Fears: Failure, Pain
Your Perfect Pizza: Pretty much anything. lol
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be a full-time driver! =D
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, Haha, Hehe or Indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: *doesn't think for half an hour after waking up*
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever the FUCK I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Germany '05
Pepsi or Coke: Either
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, but I eat more Maccy D's.
Single or Group Dates: Single, please.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Either or.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither.
Do you Smoke: Nein
Do you Swear: FUCK NO! =D
Do you Sing: To myself, yeah.
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: Not properly, no.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, after 6th Form.
Do you want to get Married: Aye
Do you belive in yourself: *pokes self* Yep.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No?
Do you think you are Attractive: Hahahahahaha! Nope
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yes, can't you tell? =/
Do you get along with your Parents: I do indeed.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're OK I guess.
Do you play an Instrument: No...I play two! =D
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: *see above*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't, unfortunately. I've heard nothing but good things about them though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I hate the stuff.
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES! Band Blitz 28/11/2006! What a night, people!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've had no one to dump me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Doubt it.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I dunno, any old way will do.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A famous musician.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not bothered, bright whites are my kinda thing.
Favourite Hair Color: Not bothered
Short or Long Hair: Not bothered
Height: Meh
Weight: Meh
Best Clothing Style: Nothing too Chavvy bitte.
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZERO!
Number of CDs I own: 30+
Number of Piercings: ZERO!
Number of Tattoos: ZERO!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Plenty.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!^^^Pretty much says it all.
Your Taste in Music:
Alternative Rock: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
Adult Alternative: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
PAUL
Pis forPlayful
Ais forAstounding
Uis forUnnatural
Lis forLogical What Does Your Name Mean?
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.In love, you feel the most alive when everything is uncertain, one moment heaven... the next moment hell.You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
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