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Steph-a-nie

Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!

About Me

I'm picky, I'm loyal, I'm a "straight shooter," I can cook a little, I can bake a lot, I try and exercise but I don't always succeed. I'm artsy, but I seem to try and turn life into a science, which isn't helpful. I like cream soda.

My Interests

Movies, dogs, my goldfish, most old lady type habits, working out, writing, and movies. Derby Dolls.....all things Muppet!

I'd like to meet:

People who can spell, really. Oh and people who are sweet. If you want me to even consider adding you as a friend, at least send a message. No message = guaranteed denial. Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole. Oh, and I don't want to add your dumb band either. Jeez! ....

Music:

RFTC. Otherwise, I'm not that passionate about it all. Me gusta Sahara Hotnights, the Donnas, ELO, Weezer, Eddie Blazonczyk, Edith Piaf, The Thermals, Chet Baker, Beck, Doris Day, MC Chris, Van Halen, Rilo Kiley, the 88, and many many more. Bebel Gilberto, Travis, Jarvis.

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Xanadu, Grindhouse! All things kitch, the Three Stooges, Super Troopers, Empire Strikes Back, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Casablanca, The Man with the Golden Arm, Match Point, Down with Love, I am a Netflix addict. It's a sickness, what can I say?

Television:

Robot Chicken, The Office, Little Britain, Desperate Housewives, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911, Chappelle Show, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Coupling (UK), The Simpsons, Pushing Daisies, I'll watch anything on Comedy Central...

Books:

Middlesex, Gilead, Kavalier and Clay, How-To books, Vonnegut of any kind, The Bombshell Manual of Style, Gene Shepherd, Graphite, Spanish Verb Tenses, books I've yet to read...

Heroes:

is a GREAT show! I love it! Although, this season has kinda sucked.

My Blog

Woops

I think I need more sleep. I tried to open the front door of my apartment building with the key clicker for my car. Pretty sad that I didn't notice until I was confused as to why the lock wasn't ope...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:46:00 PST

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

So I went outside to get some water out of my car (after drinking all evening during Bad Movie Night), and I saw a gigantic raccoon shuffle toward the side of my building. I don't usually have a prob...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:37:00 PST

..and a bottle of wine.

It's probably a bad idea to blog after partaking in a bottle of wine, but I'm going to go with it. So for this Friday, I had invited everyone to come see the film Gymkata at my apartment. I projecte...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:26:00 PST

I told you I was trouble... you know that I’m SO good.

Well, here I am again, unemployed and, at least for the first few days, pretty damned happy about it. Again, the world is open to me to do whatever I wish.  Of course, I’ll soon have a cris...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

My neighbor may be crazy.

I live in a small studio, for those of you who may not know. Apparently, though I usually hear no noises, my apartment walls are not as thick as I thought they were. No, I didn't get feedback from s...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:58:00 PST

Kleenex, Chuck Norris, pants

First off, I start by saying I've had a miserable cold this weekend and I am currently on cold medication. Also, I tend to have an interaction with cold medication which can only be called "strange."...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST

Brush with Fame!

Today I was recognized at my work by a girl who had seen "I want to Look Like a High School Cheerleader Again" on tv.  She asked me all about the show and said she was so bummed when I got kicked...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:23:00 PST

Life as I know it... Today.

Ok, here is the scoop on my life for today:1) My boss sexually harasses me daily, in terms of the law. Today, he not only talked about how well my jeans fit me, but mentioned how great the boots are ...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:08:00 PST

I’m one busy biatch.

Life has become extremely busy for me. It's the first free night I can remember since I got back from the show and I'm glad to have it! I'm gainfully employed now and that takes a lot of time. Norma...
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST

Craziest shit I’ve said all week...

"Wow, rice cakes sure are a tasty treat!" Yeah, I said it. And I'd say it again!
Posted by Steph-a-nie on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 07:04:00 PST