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Michael

Living the life I always never wanted

About Me

So my profile got jakked because of an official myspace Simpsons contact box and had to be completely razed to fix it, but myspace help did eventually fix it. Go them.
Anyway, I’m cynical, apathetic, actively out of touch with modern culture (possibly to the point of being counter-culture), indifferent, secretly depressed, and a couple dozen other words that are supposed to be negative, and I’ve can produce a list of references if you want me to. I don’t like animals unless I’m eating them, babies except under the same condition, Family Guy (or American Dad because it’s the same damn show and I loath them both), reality TV, Apple and all their iProducts, celebrity gossip and their magazines/tv shows/internet sites, and a vast majority of the CDs and movies released and almost all of them that hit on the charts (because I’m just an ass like that). I’m also usually very apprehensive about meeting new people, I mean to a pathological extreme. I also had to have a medical treatment this year, and it wiped most of my memory.
But if you get through all that, I don’t completely suck. I work at Best Buy in TVs/audio/car audio/appliances and sometimes computers, have a college degree, am going to college just because I like to learn new things and don't meet new people unless I have forced daily contact, write a lot (including many blogs which can get very long and usually friend's only), will argue in a “who would win Batman or Superman” argument (actually I will always argue in that just to disagree), and I also, well I used to before this year, remember quotes, facts, numbers, and random things to a shocking degree (but sadly never people; faces or names) I have a lot of medication I’m still on so I act odd, even for me, from time to time.
Wow. After rereading that, I wouldn’t befriend me. I’m sure I have redeeming qualities that make me worth knowing, but I can’t think of them right now.
This profile is still very much under construction, or it will be when I get my computer back anyway.

My Interests

The following things are hard because 3/4 of the stuff I own are movies, books, or CDs. That's counting socks as 2. And I don't feel like filling this out right now.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone that entertains me. Particularly cute females who tolerate me and have a twinge of the twisted shit that dominates my life. In the metaphorical way, not in the leather and whips stuff... unless that's what your into, then we'll talk.Before these run, I'd just like to say Target still sucks. Walmart is the Core System; Target is the Pro. That's going to be on the SATs so study that shit.

My Friends

My Blog

This is what happens when I don't have anything to do

I found this link  http://www.mcsweeneys.net/  here are a few examplesAQUAMAN,KING OF THE SEVEN SEAS,HAS FUCKING HAD ITWITH YOU, MAN...BY GLEN WELDON - - - -First off, I don't talk to them. ...
Posted by Michael on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST