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Low Overhead Homiak

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to think about Faith Hill going down on Tim McGraw when I get familiar with myself. Or Kim Basinger putting Alec Baldwin through a bitter divorce.

My Interests

getting paid to fly to Reno and hook up with a prostitute (true story); trying the euphemistic pierogies

I'd like to meet:

a philanthropic financial advisor; Greg Dulli's personal trainer; masterful crossword sleuths; anyone who recognizes Vol. 4 as the finest of all Sabbath albums

Music:

"Make him cry like a woman, no particular woman".

Movies:

so torn between my unconditional love for Jason Bateman and my absolute loathing for Jaime Foxx, just can't tell if I want to see "The Kingdom"; still a bit sore at Rob Zombie for fumbling the remake ball at the 40 yard line; Argento finally finished his "Three Mothers" trilogy so that's bound to be at least satisfyingly mediocre

Television:

Is there a commercial featuring Tony the Tiger feasting upon Tony Robbins? 'Cause I'd gladly watch that on repeat. I'd wager his teeth are the last part to die.

Books:

I think Junot Diaz finally wrote another book. Good on you, Junot Diaz. Seriously, though, this guy writes real incredible like. Also fervently anticipating Marvel Zombies 2. But you knew that.

Heroes:

Zack Finch, Shane Gooding, James Homiak Sr., Jeff Krajewski and "those who want to be good fuckers", like Rudy Ray Moore put it.

My Blog

atonal atonement

Never the timeliest of posters, but here goes...Far be it from me to not back down when I've been proven (sort of) wrong. A long while back, I ripp...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:42:00 PST

by the time my cock gets through Phoenix (brothelheart baby)

Alright, friends, as hyped, here's the highly anticipated account of my exploits in a certain Nevada business establishment.Director's cut most likely forthcoming, as soon as I'm done scrubbing.http:/...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:23:00 PST

if my opinion didn't matter before

Thank you to Drew, Thomas; Coheed, Cambria.   http://www.timeout.com/newyork/Details.do?page=1&xyurl=x yl://TONYWebArticles1/609/features/hipster_detox_quick_impre ssions.xml...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST

troubadourian gray

From Guilden Street couch denizen to strummer laureate of Pennsylvania Station, Shane Gooding mined the fractured pavement of New Jersey for an updated adage set to awe-striking dexterity of voice, ha...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

Christ, I love these guys.

Hey, Jeepers, check this shit out.http://www.steelydan.com/heyluke.html
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST

shiftless when idol

Music snobs do an awful lot of thumb-biting in the general direction of American Idol. However any criticisms of preconceived notions of what can be passed off as viable and lucrative to the given de...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:25:00 PST

Perhaps it's time Glenn Danzig got knocked the fuck out. Again.

Such is the tragic conclusion of Steely Danzig's misadventures on your computer...Hello,MySpace has deleted your profile because we received acredible complaint of copyright/trademark infringementor o...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:46:00 PST

Jimmy Carter gonna build me a home

Today at work a couple came in for our anti-smoking treatment program. Well, while the wife is in the other room getting treated her husband starts asking me personal questions. My age, ambitions, su...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 08:12:00 PST

sometimes you just gotta say "what the fuck"

And this is definitely one of those times. As a belated follow up, I suppose, to my diatribe against Kanye West and, by deservedly harsh extension, Jamie Foxx (who I have only grown to despise more w...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:24:00 PST

the myth of syphilis

My friends and I brought the level of discourse down to brass tacks. Who among us, after all, is complete without so many, say, electric guitars or pruning shears to keep our pants up and splash wa...
Posted by Low Overhead Homiak on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:17:00 PST