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Jake VonSchnaken

Run to the hills...run for your life!!!!!

About Me

What is best in life?Drums Beer Cars Money Food...etc and, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

Top Fuel Funny Cars with blown nitro injected big blocks!!! Saving kittens throughout the universe. Having books written about me. Cutting metal...with my bare hands, and/or magic. Being a total asshole for no reason. Cooking animals that go "Moo", "cluck-cluck", or "oink"! Any car built pre-1974. Clothes that I wouldn't normally buy. Durangoo Boots. Not shaving, or cutting my hair but, not like in a dirty hippie kinda way. To be fueled, greased, and oiled daily. Starting a Neil Young cover band called "Ohio Rust"! But, mostly... every once and a while, just putting a nice, decent, and whole hearted smile on your fucking face...you fucking fuck!!!!

I'd like to meet:

WWII vets. Topless waitresses. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Some major assholes. And a Great White shark... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

AC/DC, Metallica, Slayer, Helmet, Quicksand, Hum, Mastadon, Zep, Seplatura, Didjits, Neil Young, Bruce Springstein, Van Halen, Kraftwerk, Trans Am, Shellac, Down, Yes, Queens of the Stone Age, Cave In, Gang of Four, The Clash, The Locust, Hella, Brian Eno, Devo, Talking Heads, Genesis, Seaweed, Jawbox(amazing), Tom Waits, Down("smooooke!"), Sunny Day Realestate, P.J. Harvey, Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band, Johnny Cash, Ohio Rust, Goblin, X-Ray Spex, Thin Lizzy, Pink Floyd, David Bowie

Movies:

Any thing and everything/ Halloween(1,2,4,5,6,7,8) Mad Max, Road Warrior, High Plains Drifter, 2001, Office Space, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Brain Candy, Season One of The A-Team f'in awesome. "I love it when a plan comes together!" (John "Hannibal"Smith) Walk the Line, First Blood, Suspiria, Inferno, Incredible Hulk:Season 1, Band of Brothers...

Television:

Televison is one of the worst inventions ever. Your parents where right, it turns you're brains to mush!

Books:

I can barely speak, and stand up straight, let alone read a fucking sentence!

Heroes:

Dale Earnhardt, Dad

My Blog

How to catch a thief...

In my line of work I meet all types of people. Drunks, assholes, losers, burn outs, and some all around good guys(and gals) too! But, this one guy in particular(a customer) made a choice about who he ...
Posted by Jake VonSchnaken on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

Mistaken identity...

So,I went out on the road and paid customers today, cause it was shitty, and rainy. This one guy at a truck repair shop see's me and says "Oh no, it's you! You only bring me bad things." Meanwhile, I'...
Posted by Jake VonSchnaken on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST