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Mike Schmidt

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Member Since: 3/10/2006
Band Members: wallace stevens, santana's guitar tech, "chatty" kathy stevenson, barry qualls, dale earnhart, hippocrates, pervis ellison, johnny cage
Influences: the tunguska incident, convergent lithospheric plate boundaries, alfred wegener's hypothesis of continental drift, the kiaman long reversed superchron, diamond head, magnetohydrodynamics, the fact that Noether's theorem is a central result in theoretical physics that shows that a conservation law can be derived from any continuous symmetry. For example, the conservation of energy is a consequence of the fact that all laws of physics (including the values of the physical constants) are invariant under translation through time; they do not change as time passes.Noether's theorem, published in 1918, holds for all physical laws based upon the action principle. It is named after the early 20th century mathematician Emmy Noether. Noether's theorem is a relationship of classical mechanics between pairs of conjugate variables—if the action is invariant under a shift in one of the two physical variables, then the equations of motion resulting from holding that action stationary conserve the value of the other of the pair of variables. These conjugate pairs also play a crucial role in quantum theory—they are the pairs of variables that are related by the Heisenberg uncertainty principle (such as position and momentum, time and energy, angle and angular momentum, etc)., korn
Sounds Like: some dude's home recordings
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My Blog

Happy birthday, me.

Look at me, it's my birthday.  I was born on this day some years ago, as were Adolf Hitler and Don Mattingly.  Happy birthday, Donnie Baseball!  Hitler, you get no happy birthday from m...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

Maybe get your baby out of the street.

You're standing there on the corner of a bust city street.  You are on the sidewalk, safely out of the way of my car.  Yet your stroller and the baby therein are literally jutting out into t...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

Heartbreak is an industry.

"Ever wonder why a man gets 'physical' and then pulls away?  Learn why what draws him in physically isn't what draws him in emotionally."  Girls, don't click on that ad if you see it.  ...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:03:00 PST

Who the hell is making the ranch dressing decisions around here?

OK, I get it.  We're the shittiest casino in Atlantic City.  Well, maybe the Claridge is shittier, but I wouldn't know because I'd never set foot in that shithole.  But we're garbage an...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

I heard its really nice in Slutsville this time of year, slut.

I’m glad you put glitter on your cleavage before you came to the bar tonight to get shit-faced and go home with some douche bag.  By the way, the douche bags are hanging out over there by t...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

Why live in the house I’m paying for?

Recently, I was like, "Why live in the house I'm paying for?  I know all my stuff is there, and I'm on the lease through April 1st, but I think I'll just move back into my dad's house."  Cau...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:10:00 PST

I will now have children I cant afford.

I'm like you: I don't have a job.  I suppose I could get one, but who the fuck wants to do that?  As long as the federal governmnet is giving me money to sit on my fat ass and watch retarted...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST

Do two people really have a crush on me?

Come on, internet.  Don't fuck with me.  Do two people really have a crush on me?  Who?  C'mon, just tell me.  Dude, you can't bring something like that up and then just not t...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:25:00 PST

Thanks for breaking into my car, fuckface.

Hey, I'm so glad I didn't get to go on that hike I had planned yesterday.  That would've sucked compared to finding my car window smashed.  Good show!  And the fact that you broke into ...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:49:00 PST

Why would I eat that?

Oh, what's that?  Your wife made some banana bread for our dinner party?  Figured she'd contribute to the culinary situation at the old get-together?  Add a little healthy dessert to th...
Posted by Mike Schmidt on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:06:00 PST