Elvis Wessley Johnston

I was born August 15, 2003. My birthplace is in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mountain Springs to be exact. I was one of four. 3 boys and 1 girl. My mother was a Grey Tabby, and my father belonged to a crack dealer. I never met him. All I know is that he lived in my complex, and that he was black. My Mother, Adriane stole me on October 1st, of that same year. She took me everywhere. What a freak. I had to stay in this green bag with a towel, ALL OF THE TIME! I had a brother, Fig, that belonged to Abby. He was part siamese. The rest of my family went to the pound, and died. I moved to California in late October. I was still very young. I stayed with my mother in her bedroom, slept under her camping bed, and even had a bathroom, right there! I missed alot, and my shit is STILL in her carpet. Hey, at least its just the closet. I even got a new uncle named Cosmo. Over the next year my girlfriend Eve had kittens, and none of them were mine. 2 of them were my brothers. She became my ex girlfriend. She died in June, and my brother died a couple of months after that. My grandpa (Axl Bundy) buried them by the window. I tried to dig them up. I was unsuccesful. Then I got this liver thing.. It almost killed me. My brother had it before he got hit by a car. Genetics.. mine suck. I turned out okay. But that wasn't all of my medical problems. I got into a weedpatch, and got a foxtail into my eye. My family didn't know it. My vet appointment was in a week. By the time I got in there my eye was split in half, and I had it taken out. Axl pays for all of my problems, because he loves Adriane (my mommy). When I got back I was really high. I couldn't eat because of the cone around my face. So I kept digging my conehead into the food dish and falling asleep. Now I am all healed, my hair grew back, and I want to pursue a career in being really famous. Hit me up ladies! My website. You are probably on it.