We come in peace. We do not want to harm you nor your planet. For in due time our bunny peoples will take over my little pretties...mwahahahahaha!!! Oops, *blush blush*...we meant take us to your leader.
Jessica Rabbit (wink, wink)
ALSO ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS AND SOCK PUPPETS OUT THERE IN MYSPACE LAND.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Mini Rex & Florida White
What is your name? Ernie & Zoe
What other nicknames do you have? Itchy & Scratchy
What is your favorite treat? Dried fruits
What would your owner describe you as? Comical, entertaining, loyal, kooky, loving, a tad eccentric
What is the funniest thing you have done? Tried to eat a sweater Grandma made for me
What is the bravest thing you have done? Play with a squirrel
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Geese, is nothing private these days!
Are you a social animal? Yup
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Watcha talkin about Willis?
Are you friendly? Check, check and double check
Are you overweight? Just big boned
Do you like warm milk? Gross
Do you eat cheese? Hell nah!
Do you eat bugs? Just play with them
Do you live with other animals? Just some weirdo humans
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? No way, nature rawkz!
Do you like to exercise? Does Garfield?
Do you like car rides? Can you say pass me a barf bag!
Do you get into stuff? Finders keepers...
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Of course, we always treat our servants well
Do you like to swim? Water's for fish!
Do you chase laser pen dots? We're not cats, duh!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yupperooo, especially during feeing time!
We listen to a variety of your people's music. Rock, Indie, Metal, songs with subliminal messages ~ you will follow and obey your bunnies humanoids!...Oh yeah, let's not forget the 80's.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Watership Down, Velveteen Rabbit, Brer Rabbit
Bugs Bunny, Animaniacs
The Tortoise and the Hare, Peter Rabbit, Rabbits for Dummies, FHM Rabbits
School B.U.N.S. University
Occupation Professional lawn mower
Companies Energizer, Cadbury's, Trix, Nestle Quik, Peeps Marshmallows
Affiliations House Rabbit Society (California Chapter)