!! COMEDIC RELIEF FOR THE DAY !! |
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All I Want Is A Drink
A very thirsty guy realizes that he's just walked into a gay bar. He thinks, "What the hell, I really want a drink."
A gay waiter swishes up to him and says, "What's the...
Posted by Dialtone... BEEP x 7 on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:23:00 PST |
Laugh Of The Day |
INVENTIONS
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, ''Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the assembly line for the automobile chan...
Posted by Dialtone... BEEP x 7 on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:17:00 PST |
Funny Of The Day |
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN...
Posted by Dialtone... BEEP x 7 on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:46:00 PST |
*****Just To Make Y'all Smile***** |
Camoflauge Clothing There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew...
Posted by Dialtone... BEEP x 7 on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST |
**!!! WARNING TO ALL MEN !!!** |
Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs:
Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentiall...
Posted by Dialtone... BEEP x 7 on Sun, 07 May 2006 04:14:00 PST |
Pay Raise |
The PAY RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labour. - I work at great depths.- I plunge head first into everything I do. - I do not g...
Posted by Dialtone... BEEP x 7 on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 02:19:00 PST |
