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Mike

Who needs enemies when you can have CUSTOMERS!!!

About Me

FUCK IT!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm picky, so FUCK OFF...

Music:

HIP HOP

Television:

CSI, My Name Is Earl, Most things on Comedy Central, and Rurouni Kenshin (DAMN YOU REID!)

Heroes:

Kazushi Sakuraba

My Blog

On a serious note...

Okay, for those of you that read my blogs, I just want to warn you that this is a serious one.  Oh, and I also apologize for the other ones that are bad jokes...   I've been evaluating my li...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:58:00 PST

Home Depot Scam...

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has tu...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

Joke of the week 17

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise ...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

Joke of the week 16

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatos, a 500g jar of coffee, a...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

New Joke Of The Week

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST

Warning to all men...

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form. The most ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:44:00 PST

Joke of the week 14

One day, a little old lady answers a knock on her door.  She is greeted by an energetic salesman carrying a vaccum cleaner.  "Good morning," the salesman says.  "If I could take a coupl...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 05:50:00 PST

Joke of the week 13

A doctor is showing a nursing intern around the hospital.  The doctor opens the door of the first examination room, revealing a naked man masturbating.  Embarrassed, the intern declares, "Do...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 01:39:00 PST

Joke of the week 12

Faced with budget cuts, an executive decides that he has to fire one of his employees.  Finally, after much soul searching, he narrows the candidates down to either Debra or Jack.  Since Deb...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:10:00 PST

Joke of the week 11

A man and his beautiful wife are visiting the ape exibit at the zoo when they stop at the cage of a large gorilla.  The gorilla can't help but notice the wife, who's wearing a revealing pink dres...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:30:00 PST