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McDouchebaggins

i hope your children have birth defects.

About Me

Well, I'm Tom, but you can call me Tom...everyone else does. I'm the guy you can always count on to always be there to help you out in any way possible, listen to all your troubles and cares, and to make an ass out of myself at as many public events as possible. I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 43%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche || 10% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

music, art, theatre, meeting interesting people, learning le parkour(it's slow-going, but i love it.)
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I'd like to meet:

Corey Feldman...wouldn't you?

Tom William McDermott's Aliases


Your movie star name: Cheezits Joseph
Your fashion designer name is Tom Liechtenstein
Your socialite name is McDouchebaggins Bangalor
Your fly girl / guy name is T McD
Your detective name is Mako Maury
Your barfly name is Brownie Whiskey
Your soap opera name is William Mojave
Your rock star name is Whoppers Semen
Your star wars name is Tomsto McDkar
Your punk rock band name is The Phantasmagorical Dildo The Amazing Meganame Generator

Music:

Flogging molly, less than jake, jackmove, forces of evil, the hippos, the toasters, dropkick murphys, catch22, streetlight manifesto, big d & the kid's table, david gray, nickel creek, the minibosses, stephen lynch, common rider, queen, mighty mighty bosstones, rancid, the planetsmashers, the briggs, the street dogs, reel big fish, save ferris, aha!, the 80s, whole wheat bread, el pus, the thermals, coil, rise against, bob dylan, johnny cash, seatbelts, the dwarves, rx bandits, the skulls, helium(ben can eat my ass), ac/dc, david wilcox, harvey danger, the dwarves, van morrison, miles davis, dizzy gillespie, charlie parker and all the other jazz gods, ONE bright eyes song, operation ivy, goldfinger, , the suburban legends, mad caddies, metallica...just kidding, metallica can eat my nuts.this lamb sells condos- final fantasy

Movies:

braveheart, donnie darko, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is a wonderful movie, garden state, sin city, red vs. blue, lock stock and two smoking barrels, 25th hour, gone in 60 seconds, l4yer cak3, the replacements, saints and soldiers, suspiria, band of brothers, the memphis belle, cowboy bebop, ravenous, kill bill, kill bill 2, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, edward scissorhands, nightmare before christmas, karate kid, fear and loathing in las vegas, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, snatch, boondock saints, robin hood:men in tights, history of the world pt 1, blazing saddles, young frankenstein, spaceballs, the professional, se7en, monty python and the holy grail, formula 51, eurotrip, high fidelity, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, chasing amy, mallrats, real genius, american history x, enemy at the gates, about a boy, cinderella man, nosferatu, the fifth element, the cabinet of dr. caligari, the princess bride, grosse pointe blank, clerks, and anything with zombies.and by the way, for all you "punks" out there...a clockwork orange is not the end-all-be-all of movies. try branching out dammit.

Television:

independent film channels, south park, mission hill, dinner for 5, most extreme elimination challenge, futurama, insomniac, iron chef, salute your shorts, angry beavers, and lately we need girlfriends, a web television show.

Books:

good omens is amazing, lullaby, grendel, the hobbit, in the heart of the sea, anything h.p. lovecraft, the zombie survival guide, the decline and fall of practically everybody, brain droppings, species classification guides, caverns measureless to man, bram stoker's dracula, knights of the air, a midsummer night's dream, don't stand too close to a naked man, lizard by banana yoshimoto, jurassic park, the bible(i'm not devout, but i believe it gives some good standards and backstory on the christian religion.)

Heroes:

john jacob jingleheimer smith, cause his name is my name tooI am 3% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
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My Blog

the relevance of good and bad movies.

once again, something has piqued my interest, and i'm presented with another opportunity to voice my opinion. not to say that anything has stopped me from doing that before. or confined me to social t...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST

well, that explains a lot...

well everyone(why do i assume that people read these things? i think my only dedicated readers are a few passers-by and my war machine haha), i think it's finally time to get this one over with. it's ...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

women

well, i suppose it's time for a new entry, seeing as how i've neglected what few readers i may have(shame on you if you count yourself among this handful). our topic today is women. as a reasonable an...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:26:00 PST

thoughts, or something along those lines.

well, it's been quite a while since i posted one of these. everything is still much the same in my personal life, still the same friends, still the same passtimes, still single and all that shite. asi...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:17:00 PST

to fat people everywhere

stop complaining. i'm sick and tired of hearing the blubbering of malcontent fat people across the nation. you may think me insensitive; you're probably right. however, i used to be one of you. i used...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:59:00 PST

the definitive relationship, as proposed by me.

alright, i think i'll scribe an opinion here, not quite enough bitterness involved to be a rant. the topic here is relationships, and the search for balance therein. you see, most people are either s...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:32:00 PST

september 11th once again

so, it's been five years since we were attacked by terrorists. strange to think that before that incident, the date had really no significance behind it. anyways, september 11th has become a sham of a...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

an update on things most inconsequential.

well, here we are again everyone. it's 11:45 at night, i'm writing and supposedly some of you are reading. good on you. in any case, on with the show, right? essentially i've come to a crossroads. whi...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:58:00 PST

a bullet in the breach

hey everyone, i suppose i'm a tad overdue for a new update. because you're all just hanging on my every word, right? you sycophant motherfuckers. oh well, moving along. it would seem that this post mi...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:46:00 PST

the times they are a changin'? cliche, but a good song.

well, it's time for another personal update to those of you that pay attention. to those of you that don't...well you can just go straight to hell. lots of new things happening, got a haircut(i look a...
Posted by McDouchebaggins on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:48:00 PST