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Cindy

I only do that in lock-up.

About Me

I can tell you one thing for sure...I don't like cannibals. I also have an irrational fear of the Emergency Broadcasting Systems Test. Don't ask, I can't explain it. I am obsessed with the band Garbage and the lead singer Shirley Manson. And I want Andy Milonakis to be my best friend.

I guess you could say that I'm your average, stereotypical Asian. I sing karaoke, eat rice, drive a Honda Civic, know martial arts, and I even like math. No, I won't do your homework for you, but I will let you copy off of my test. Wait, are Filipinos even considered to be Asian? Some say that we are Pacific Islanders. But how many awesome stereotypes of Pacific Islanders do you know? Exactly. Being Asian is so much cooler. And if being Asian wasn't enough of a minority, I also happen to be a huge lesbo.


The most important thing about me is my love for toast. Toast is a magical food. You put bread in a toaster and it comes out as toast. It's a completely different food! If that's not magic, I don't know what is. I mean, how many other foods have an appliance named after them? (And don't be a douchebag and say pasta and/or bread maker)

My Interests

karaoke
kickball
Family Feud
Mario Party
Super Smash Bros.
playing the bass
toast
partying
sleeping
daydreaming
laughing at inappropriate times
procrastinating
IHOP/Denny's at 3am
taking naps
taking nap-naps
"ah-ha" moments
"Weeee!"
scratching itches
not itching scratches
being really gay

I'd like to meet:

A pterodactyl named Pterry. Risk takers who caulk their wagon and float it across the river like a man! Carmen Sandiego.

Music:

GARBAGE
Snake River Conspiracy
theStart
Lennon Murphy
Digital Black
Lacuna Coil
Curve
Angelfish
Evanescence
That Girl Band
No Doubt
Flyleaf
Paramore
K.T. Tunstall
Liz Phair
Michelle Branch
Avril Lavigne
Hole
My Chemical Romance
Abandoned Pools
Deftones
Static-X
KoRn
Orgy
A Perfect Circle
Sevendust
Cold
Chevelle
Kill Hannah
Mudvayne
Three Days Grace
Fall Out Boy
A.F.I
The Used
Seether
John Mayer
Phil Collins
Missy Elliot
Eminem

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland
Cruel Intentions
Foxfire
Freeway
Mean Girls
Clueless
Jesus Is Magic
TMNT!
Juno
Napoleon Dynamite
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Butterfly Effect
Boys Don't Cry
The Breakfast Club
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
Kids
Just One of the Guys
The Craft
A League of Their Own
The Resident Evil Trilogy
The Heroic Trio
Wing Chun
Any Michelle Yeoh movie
All Bruce Lee movies
The Harry Potter series
The Austin Powers movies

Television:

Daria
The Gilmore Girls
Wonder Showzen
The Andy Milonakis Show
Grey's Anatomy
The Sarah Silverman Program
American Idol
Will and Grace
Drawn Together
America's Next Top Model
Family Guy
Sailor Moon
Cheaters
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (original cast only!)
Dark Angel
Saved By the Bell (minus the middle school years)
SNL
Mad TV
Ghostwriter (word!)
Late Night With Conan O'Brien
The Soup
Best Week Ever

Books:

I'll read anything formatted as a bulleted list.

Heroes:

(work) Amy
Shirley Manson
Tina Fey
Daria
Margaret Cho
Martha Stewart
Flea
The welivetogether.com Girls
Janine Lindemulder
Andy Milonakis
Sailor Mars
Hookers
Punky Brewster
Skyler Stone
Zack Morris
Waluigi
Hermione Granger
Sarah Silverman

My Blog

Anti-Valentine's Day Party!

Myspace events is being a gay, so I'm posting this invite as a blog instead...WHEN: This Saturday, Feb. 10th 9pm...ish?WHERE: My place, beotch.The sun is shining. The birds are singing. February 14th ...
Posted by Cindy on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST