I guess you could say that I'm your average, stereotypical Asian. I sing karaoke, eat rice, drive a Honda Civic, know martial arts, and I even like math. No, I won't do your homework for you, but I will let you copy off of my test. Wait, are Filipinos even considered to be Asian? Some say that we are Pacific Islanders. But how many awesome stereotypes of Pacific Islanders do you know? Exactly. Being Asian is so much cooler. And if being Asian wasn't enough of a minority, I also happen to be a huge lesbo.
The most important thing about me is my love for toast. Toast is a magical food. You put bread in a toaster and it comes out as toast. It's a completely different food! If that's not magic, I don't know what is. I mean, how many other foods have an appliance named after them? (And don't be a douchebag and say pasta and/or bread maker)