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Blakk Frogg

SarcasticMySpace.Com & SimplyFrogg.Com & GirlsForMySpace.Com

About Me


W anna' learn about Blakk Frogg? so glad you asked! listen and learn!
At a mere 6'8" tall you will find yourself hard-pressed to not notice me and with my bi-racial skin tone resting peacefully upon your eyes, well, you're gonna' love me! I have a great sense of humor and tend have a good time no matter where I go or what I wind up doing. "With sarcasm, wit, style and charm as my weapon, all those fake-ass Froggs had best get to steppin'." THE ORIGINAL AMERICAS BEST SITE:
Americas-Best.Com means funny pics, jokes and blakk frogg sarcasmBlakk Frogg loves sarcasm, funny pictures, stupid jokes and just about every other damn thing that you do... and he posts it all for your viewing pleasure on sites like Da' Blakk Frogg Blog and the site that started it all, Americas Best !As far as work goes, I spend Monday through Friday doing technical sales during the day and most of my other time operating a 10 year old business out of my home. I hate boredom and working like a dog from time-to-time makes me money and keeps me from "running the streets", as my parents used to say. SARCASTIC MYSPACE COMMENTS:Blakk Frogg made more than 1,500 satrcastic/sexy/funny pictures and graphics available as cut'n'paste myspace comments on Sarcastic MySpace . Blakk Frogg says, "If It Ain't Sarcastic, It SUCKS!" GIRLS FOR MYSPACE:As many of you know, Blakk Frogg works on both naughty AND nice web projects in the evening hours. A month or so ago he got drunk and decided to merge the two worlds on a site called Girls for MySpace .... using sexy and suggestive images from Celebrity Glamour Girls and the Lightspeed Girls sites. Talk about a successful venture! That site took off like a damn rocket! Not that Blakk Frogg would ever BRAG, though... 'cuz that'd make him look silly.Quite a few times during the year my job asks me to 'man the booth' at tradeshows around the country... and they pick up the tab for all the travel, lodging and food -- which means I get to eat a whole bunch of sushi and not worry about the bill! Too bad they don't pick up my bar tabs when I travel... :P PATRIOTIC MYSPACE COMMENTS:The infamous Blakk Frogg lives in and LOVES the United States of America. He created Americas Best Comments so that any and everyone had a convenient place to grab Pro-American MySpace Comments. Gotta' love that Blakk Frogg, ya' know?In my spare time... I like to go bar and restaurant hopping on my 1999 BMW F650 motorcycle, play drunken frisbee with friends, crash (and repair) my gas-powered RC death machine, watch COPS on TV and say, "Ha ha! Dumbass!", figure out new and interesting ways to get friends to bring over beer... and leave beer afterwards.NOTE: I have no time for silly he-said/she-said games and believe strongly in the saying, "Save the drama for your mama." Whether you choose to like me, love me, or put a contract out on my life, I don't plan on changing anytime soon so you do what you have to. ;)
- blakk frogg

My Interests


W hat are Frogg's interests? gladly tell, but then I may have to kill you! I like a lot of things. In the interest of time, though, I will create a brief list and put it below. Now don't say I never did anything nice for you!foods: I have have the dietary habits of a true carnivore. Chicken, beef, pork, fish of all kinds, and even ostrich. Yep. I have eaten ostrich. Getting back to the fish, though, let's go out for sushi!
music: To me all music deserves respect as long as the performer does not just throw some crap out there to earn a quick buck. Hmmmm.... I guess that means I don't like a lot of "fresh from of the marketing department" new groups and older "should've quit a long time ago" performers.
vehicles: Love my bike. Not one of them crotch rockets or a cruiser style Harley. It's a dual sport BMW F650. Yeah, it lacks grace on the road and it lacks grace off the road but hey... it's a BMW and damn it, I have a great time when I ride. End of story. Next question.
feels so good to be riding again!
vehicles cont'd: Damn. No luck with cars this year. The damn volvo I bought turned out to have major issues... so I dumped it, took a huge f..$king loss, and bought a brand new 2006 Nissan Altima with every warranty possible. No more car troubles for THIS Frogg, damn it! No more!
travelling: Really enjoy travelling and since my job has me on the road several times a year I get to travel for "free". Hopefully they will send me overseas again. I liked the beer in Munich and can't wait to drink it again!
more about me: I have lots of interests and would love to type them all in here, but DAMN that would get long and no one REALLY wants to read all that so if you wanna' know more about me, drop me a line sometime. I'll gladly fill you in on all the details.

I'd like to meet:


W ho Frogg wants to meet? no hurry to meet my maker, that's for sure! I like meeting down to Earth, hard-working people. Scandalous trash talking deviant psychopaths with histories of mental instability, crack addiction, plumber's crack, difficulties removing their head from their ass, difficulties understanding the alphabet, trouble staying out of fights, outstanding arrest warrants, 'drama' with this person and that person, closed minds, inflated egos, boring personalities, and/or the desire to somehow drive me up a wall need not apply. Oh, and if you dislike sarcasm, keep on going and don't look back.

In all honesty, I'm real easy to get along with and I always stay true to my friends. Treat me with respect and you'll get the same back.

I just wanna' kick back, relax, chill out, and enjoy my life in the company of good friends who like good fun and good times. Take the drama to St. Elsewhere.

Music:


W hat is that playing in my stereo? on this planet we call it music! My musical taste goes from one extreme to the other. I listen to it all but as stated differently in the General Interests section, I hate poorly constructed and/or cookie cutter music.

In the interest of playing nice, though, listed below you will find a partial list of stuff I listen to frequently. Enjoy!these are genres of music and not specific performers, yes, I know, but I like a lot of techno and trance. Hey, When the stuff comes on I listen to the sounds and chill out. Never bother to ask who the artist is and frankly, as long as the good sounds keep coming, I could care less.
despite their recent greed, Metallica amuses me greatly with their OLDER music. They can keep their new stuff. Actually, they can shove most of that new crap up their...
large fan of rap BEFORE it went mainstream. Some of the new stuff sounds OK but in general, no one would hear it if the record companies didn't hype the hell out of it and the performers each time an album "drops".
say what you want, but Evanescence plays quite frequently on my stereos. Why? I find their style of music very interesting and the lead vocalist, Amy Lee, has a voice that I really like. Strong, powerful and well tuned.
as in the case of general interests, I must close this portion and say that I will expand upon these listings as time permits. For now you will have to just guess what other bands and styles of music I like. Sorry. Hate me if you want. I'll get over it eventually.

Movies:


W hat the hell does Blakk Frogg watch? how many people actually say "porn" here? I like movies of all sorts. Sometimes the dumber/sillier movies capture my fancy, other times I want a nicely scripted documentary to teach me a thing or two, and other times I just want to watch cars, boats, planes, trains, planets, aliens and "bad guys" explode in graphic fashions that only Hollywood could serve up.
In general, though, give me a movie that keeps my interest from start to finish and I'll remain a happy guy. Popcorn is optional.
OK, I give in.... here's an abbreviated list of films I like: Aliens, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Judgment Night, Saving Private Ryan, Kung Pow, The Crow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Devil's Rejects, Clerks, Full Metal Jacket, Dogma, The Fifth Element, The Replacements, Head of State, Friday, Colors, Falling Down, Platoon, Silence of the Lambs, Apocalypse Now, No Escape, Belly, and the list goes on with no discernable (did I spell that right?) pattern.

Television:


W hat's on the boob tube? probably the same crap as last night/week! I always thought that phrase lent itself towards the adult end of the entertainment spectrum. Go over to a friend's place and turn on the TV. If all you do is hit 'on' or 'power' and you see classic/traditional porn, your friend owns a boob tube.

Not much of a television watcher, though I do like to binge every once in a great while on Law & Order, Mind of Mencina, Chapelle Show, documentaries about stuff I had no idea existed... and once in a while, when I feel the need to depress myself, I'll flip on CNN.

Books:


G ot any literature on your shelves? no, but I do know how to read! I used to really enjoy reading. Gave me a great way to escape my current surroundings and feel free... even though I couldn't go too far because the bars of my cell in Alcatraz kept me sealed in tight. Al Capone and I used to trade romance novels through the bars and swap stories about our childhoods.

Just kidding. Never did any jail time. Nor any prison time. Disappointed? Me, too! Turn me in for a crime and get the reward! Think of the fun! You, me, the DA, our lawyers... a regular courtroom festival!

I have a relatively fertile imagination which developed, in part I suspect, as a result of my parents NOT letting me sit like a lump in front of the television or video game machines all day long. So, with no TV to dull my senses, I picked up books.

Eventually I got around to reading books of all sorts and now look at me... addicted to the Internet.

Heroes:


W ho do I look up to? As a hero? this might get sappy, but too bad! Heroes come and heroes go but I will always admire the inspirational spirit in heroes, past, present and future. The willingness to sacrifice in the face of extreme adversity persists in the human race and for that I thank whatever put us here.

On a more real note, the biggest heroes in my life came in the form of the parents who adopted and raised me. All my life they stood behind me kicking me in the ass so that I wouldn't screw up TOO badly. Takes strong people with strong legs to kick as much as they did, and for that strength, my parents are my heroes.

OK, no more sappy shit.

My Blog

Definition of Perfect Woman

What's the definition of a perfect woman? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it. b) The sports model has pullback ears and her tee...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:37:00 PST

86 Rules to Drink By (Drunkard Magazine)

Modern Drunkard Magazine published a list which ALL real-time, real-life drinkers should follow: (part one of nine) 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST

Shoplifting Seagull Video

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST

City Bitches vs. Country Bitches

A city bitch will take you where you need to go. * A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. * A country bitch will...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

Sally Sees Her First Willy

Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It remind...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

Girl Catches and Eats a Dild....

Oh, you nasty little bastards and bastardettes for clicking the link that brought you here. Shame on you -- and welcome! Blakk Frogg will now show you pics of a girl who REALLY knows how to sneak up ...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:48:00 PST

Take the Are You Gay Test for Guys

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, a...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

Arizona Phone Survey on Immigration

Latest Immigration Poll in Arizona: The latest telephone poll taken by the Arizona Governor's office, asked whether people who live in Arizona think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of ...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

U.S. Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These 500 Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Ar...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST

More Soap on Panties

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it came back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese laundryman that says, "Use more soap on...
Posted by Blakk Frogg on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:41:00 PST