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About Me

I AM A CHICKEN WHAT MORE DO YOU REALLY WANT FROM ME PEOPLE. I MEAN YOU HUMANS COOK UP SOMEONE I KNOW EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK AND I STILL WALK AROUND WITH A SMILE ON MY BEEK. I LOVE FOOTBALL AND MOST SPORTS EXCEPT EATING COMPETITIONS. I HAVE BEEN LUCKY AND HAVE NOT BEEN CAPTURED BY THE KERNEL YET, SO PREY FOR ME PEOPLE..video of me getting down outside the club...

My Interests

TURNING ALL HUMANS IN THE VEGETARIANS, SMOKING CHICKEN FEED, PECKING AT FARMERS, KILLING THE GUTARIST BUCKETHEAD FOR MAKING A MOCKERY OF OUR LIVES WITH SHITY MUSIC..WE ARE COMMING FOR YOU BUCKET FUCKER...

I'd like to meet:

A MAN BY THE NAME OF NORM SWITZERBOM WAS THE INVENTOR OF FRIED CHICKEN. HE FIRST STUMBLED UPON THIS CLASSIC DINNER IN THE 1711.... ( A PICTURE OF NORM SWITZERBOM WHEN HE FOUNDED FRIED CHICKEN IN 1711)HE FINALLY FOUND A FOOD THAT WOULD PLEASE HIS WIFES EATING HABITS. HER NAME WAS HELGA SWITZERDOM AND SHE COULD EAT ANY MAN UNDER THE TABLE IN HER VILLAGE. HER HUSBAN NORM WAS ON A MISSION TO FIND SOMETHING TO CONTAIN HER APPETITE. FIRED CHICKEN WOULD BE THE ANSWER BUT NOT THE ANSWER FOR ALL OF US..(HELGA WITH HER FIRST BASKET OF CHICKEN IN 1711)

Music:

OLD MAC DONALDS SING ALONGS, BIG DADY FEATHER FLUFF"LOOK AT ME DANCE"me doing my best dance moves....

Movies:

FARM HOUSE, BABE THE CHICKEN, DANCES WITH CHICKENS, LORD OF THE CHICKENS, CLEAR AND PRESENT CHICKEN, WAR OF THE CHICKENS, BLUE CHICKEN COMEDY TOUR,"I AM SUCH A CRAZY CHICKEN FUCKER"

Television:

MY NAME IS CHICKEN, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A CHICKEN, KING OF THE CHICKEN,...sometimes I cant help but eat a baby..yyyuummm

Books:

"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD"Well, the answer is people/humans was to get a day job..