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Genevieve

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About Me

If you're reading this, let me thank you for making it past masturbating to my sexy, sexy photos. For your incredible fortitude, here are a few, assorted nouns I either love or hate (love/hate section to come later):
Likes: Scrabble, TV on DVD, emeralds, wearing dress clothes, avocados, making ice cream, doughnuts, running outdoors at night, gentrification, cafes and coffee houses, white wine, sushi, road trips, kitty cats, dirty jokes, organization, needlecrafts, good conversation, knowing that other people feel as awkward as I do from time to time, and generally anything inappropriate
Dislikes: Anything bright yellow, sloppiness, not knowing how to pronounce words correctly, people who don't say "please" and/or "thank you," loud, crowded places, smelling like smoke, raw onions, the sight of or conversations about blood, clowns, people without ambition, acrylic nails, being spoken to in an unfamiliar language, booty calls/texts, glitter, the word "lover"
Oh, and I also try my hand at stand-up comedy. More details and pictures to whack off to can be found at my other myspace .
I got my layout from WhateverLife.com! Murder babies today.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my maker.

Music:

Etta James, Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Queen, Billy Joel, Paul Desmond, Michael Jackson, Gnarls Barkley, Alice Smith, Ella Fitzgerald. Pretty voices, heavy piano and the brass will get me every damn time.

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rushmore, Broadcast News, The Departed, Office Space, Kinsey, American Beauty, Hot Fuzz, Stranger Than Fiction, Little Miss Sunshine, The Squid and the Whale, Thank You for Smoking, Blazing Saddles....

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, South Park, Home Movies, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Office, Flight of the Conchords, What Not to Wear

Books:

"Shopgirl" by Steve Martin, "America the Book" by the writers of "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, "The Areas of My Expertise" by John Hodgman, "Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger, anything by David Sedaris, Chuck Klosterman, Sarah Vowell or John Irving

Heroes:

Eugene Mirman, Jon Stewart, Tina Fey, John Hodgman, Richard Pryor on Fire

My Blog

It!

Apparently, I've been "tagged" to list 10 relatively unknown facts about me.  Because I'm pretty sure backing down from an Internet dare is up there with shooting kittens, here's my end of the de...
Posted by Genevieve on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:25:00 PST

Stating the Facts: Fates of State

This is the second installment of "Stating the Facts!,"  a column I've started to educate others about the real history of Oklahoma, now in its 100th year of statehood (and therefore, being ...
Posted by Genevieve on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:18:00 PST

Stating the Facts: It's Official!

I wrote this series for a now defunct publication called The Scene.  Originally developed as a weekly arts and entertainment tab for The Oklahoma Daily, this semester's editor infused the publica...
Posted by Genevieve on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:07:00 PST

The Best Pick-up Attempt Ever

Today, while fueling up my car at the local Shell station, I was fed with perhaps the best attempt to pick me up in all my 13 years* of being considered a sexual object.  As I was gassing up the...
Posted by Genevieve on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST

The Myspace Message I've Been Waiting For (it includes the phrase "male juices inside me")

Subject: Hi, I think you are Pretty. I have over $9500.00 for you... Body: PLEASE READ YOU MAY WANT THE MONEY.... Like I said I think you are so pretty. IF THIS MESSAGE OFFENDS YOU, PLEASE DELETE...
Posted by Genevieve on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

In Like

So, let me tell you about this guy I like. He's  how do I even say this  wonderful. We just have so much in common  or at least I think we do. I mean, we both like "Amelie," according to our Facebo...
Posted by Genevieve on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

Review: "Little Miss Sunshine"

Growing up, my family never had much money. Anything that wasnt food, water or shelter took a certain level of finesse to acquire. But, on occasion, my parents would save enough money to take us on ro...
Posted by Genevieve on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

{Name Removed]

Today I got in trouble at work for posting a few stories about my time at [Name Removed] on myspace.  My manager said that it was called to his attention by another manager.  He pulled out a...
Posted by Genevieve on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:30:00 PST

You've been warned

Make your own here.
Posted by Genevieve on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:02:00 PST

Sass

I've been promoting The Hub, a fledgling student-run news website, by way of Myspace.  I sent out a "hey if you like me, befriend this website" bulletin on Friday, which brought my buddy tot...
Posted by Genevieve on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST