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Check out this event: Mondays Dont Suck

THe Monday's Don't Suck comedy show at the speakeasy keeps comin' with another stellar line up for you. Swing by the show and get a few beers and more laughs than you would anywhere else.Hosted By: D...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:16:00 GMT

Nature Calls

I was on my way to use the restroom in recent weeks. Like i do, when i noticed something very interesting about male behavior in the bathroom. When a man walks into a public toilet he will immediate...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 23:50:00 GMT

I went to heaven and i will tell you all about it

I went to see God last night and you wouldn't believe it but it is Bill Cosby.  Well not really Bill but I mean it was him.  Oh i almost forgot to mention that i died and i was in heaven, bu...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:20:00 GMT

I should have started earlier

     I was thinking the other day about how i started smoking too late.  Now all i here about is how gross it is and how bad it is for me.  They say it causes cancer but ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 13:12:00 GMT

A friendly surprize

The other night i was playing with my ball when i found a lump.  I went to the doctor and good news it was just my other ball.  The doctor said it was a miracle that it finally dropped.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:08:00 GMT

I shouldn't tell this story

I was at a punk show a couple of weeks ago and when i got to the middle of the mosh pit i couldn't believe what i saw.  There was a Kid in a motorized wheelchair.  He kicked the shit out of ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 22:47:00 GMT

Do You Think Those Are Real

Women, as of lately, have been hounding me every time i stare at a woman's breasts. They can't seem to let it go. And they always say the same things: "Do you think those are real, because they're n...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 16:24:00 GMT

Pressure of funny

    There is a lot of pressure to be constantly funny when you come out and say you are a comic even when you are not in the fucking mood.  For example the other day i was driving ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:31:00 GMT