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I monitor the Turkey Clothing Empire from high above, I can fly up to 55 MPH, but when dive bombing unsuspecting hunters I can reach death defying speeds, Benjamine Franklin wanted me to be the national bird, and he's no idiot. I'm a true American Native. My poop fuels 55,000 homes in Minnesota and a shit load of homes in England with no bad emissions...hows that! Tim FLy, Staffy, SLi Dawg,and Josher are my friends as well as the Gobblettes. I run the Turkey Empire all over the world. They named a country after me. I like hanging with the girls and I like flyin with the boyzzz...I'm a big ass bird....the biggest that can fly. People think I can drownd in the rain but that was a myth, to make me sound stupid so the Bald Eagle would be the national bird...In actuallity Benjamine thought the Bald Eagle was a lossey unrespectable choice because old Baldy steels from other birds. Anyhow thanks for stopping by.
Peace and Turkey feasts.
