Riding and showing horses, Being authorly, Reading, Watching extremely good and extremely bad movies, Stalking Gary Mauer, Intoxication, My Hetero Lifemate, Broadway shows, Christian Bale, Being *this* close to Liam Neeson, Stah-bucks, Pirates, 007, Dominating Flip Cup and sucking out at Beer Pong, Finding a way to destroy PeTA, Half-nekkid Spartan soldiers, Mattress Wrangling, Talking in French while drunk, Jaxafrass, Fiji mermaids, Dreaming venti, Martini glasses, Colorado State Park Rangers, Immature and inappropriate behavior of all kinds, Not having a Ricky Moment, Taking the hobbits to Isengard, Killing Bill, Beergaritas, Damning muttonheads to the depths, Kicking my shoes off in a fit of joy; Taking Will Arnett's voice out behind the middle school and getting it pregnant
I'd like to meet:
Clark Bartram; Brian Boitano; Captain James Hook; Dr. Henry Jones; Dr. Henry Jones, Jr.; Raoul, the Vicomte de Chagny; Odysseus; Huckleberry Finn; Captain Ahab; Christian Bale; Steamboat Willie; Francis Dohlarhyde; General Maximus Decimus Meridius; Buddy Christ; Norman Bates; Han Solo; CGB Spender; Wally Wedgie; Spartacus; Silent Bob; Eddie Izzard; Le Professeur de Magie; Tek Jansen; Borat; V; King Leonidas; The REAL Studley; Frank Miller; Lewis Black; Asst. Director Walter S. Skinner, FBI; Ms. Moneypenny; Dr. Hannibal Lecter; Stewart Gilligan Griffin; Hot Rod; Cowboy Dan; Jim & PamRejected Cartoons
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Music:
DMB, Citizen Cope, Greenday, Weezer, All-American Rejects, The Killers, Oasis, Ace of Base, Luda, Good Charlotte, Gym Class Heroes, The White Stripes, James Bond themes songs, FOB, Kanye West, DURAN DURAN, oodles and oodles of Broadway Musicals and now Cobra Starship
Movies:
Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, American Psycho, Gladiator, Equilibrium, Se7en, Batman Begins, Hannibal Lecter Trilogy, Sin City, The Matador, V For Vendetta, Pirates of the Caribbean, Best In Show, Moulin Rouge, Gangs of New York, Cruel Intentions, k*19: The Widowmaker, 300, Grindhouse, Hot Rod, 3:10 To Yuma and many, many more.Crazier
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Television:
The X-Files, House MD, Colbert Report, South Park, Family Guy, Reno 911!, Seinfeld, Conan, The Office, The Apprentice, 30 Rock, MXC, Heroes (damn you Walter), Scrubs, Dirty Jobs, Nip/Tuck, Rome, Legends of the Hidden TempleSNL X FILES/RENO
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Books:
Jonathan Kellerman novels especially The Conspiracy Club, Bad Love, Survival of the Fittest and Time Bomb, Red Dragon, The Long Walk, Silence of the Lambs, Children of Men, Tomcat In Love, Hush, No Man's Land, In the Lake of the Woods, The Testament, Dante's Inferno, American Psycho, Animal Scam, The Science of the X-Files and The Song of Fire and Ice series (again, damn you Walter).
Heroes:
Alexi Vostrokov and Mikhail Polenin, USSR's first nuclear submarine Captains; Batman of course!
