I'll bite your legs off!!

I'm Kirsty
I have quite a few nicknames.
They range from Skinny to Patricia Nuts to Esquire to Whore.
I also have an alter-ego: I am a penguin called Alan and I belong to Karla
I've just graduated from Swansea Uni and I now have a law degree. So I can actually put the letters LLB after my name. What it actually stands for I can't remember, so suggestions on a postcard.
I HAVE JUST BEEN OFFERED A JOB AT LONG LAST AND AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT!!! WOOO BRING ON MONDAY!!!
My friends are the thing I cherish most in my life. They have helped me through the most difficult two years of my life, I owe them everything, even though they say I owe them nothing.
If you were to ask my friends to name one thing about me that stands out, they would probably say my fussy eating habits. They make me order first in restaurants so they can laugh at me!
All this time off isn't doing me any good.
I'm becoming too domesticated. I've just made my third cake in 2 weeks. And I didn't burn it.
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E IT ISN'T THAT COMMON, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!!!
Karen
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