I'd like to meet:
Everyone and everything. People with good minds and good hearts and lots of love for the world and for life.
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Also.... anyone who can live up to the incredibly high intellectual standards shown in this box below. It was compiled by my sister a few years ago, and it's apply titled "Stupid Stuff We Said."
Laura: Turkey at 3 in the morning is a nice smell!
Amanda: So is shit!Aimee: You're stinky and pinky and I like your winky!Amanda: If a girl will agree to be videotaped, she wont disagree to much else!Aimee: (in the lunchline in 8th grade): F THE BAGEL!!!Laura: I'm Peter Pan! YAY! Tinkerbelle! To my closet!Amanda: One flew over the coocoos nest, and strait into the electric fence!Aimee: Well spank my lanky and call me Georgette!Amanda: When the clock strikes 12, your apendix will burst, and your kidneys will be devoured by demons!Amanda: Baby Mitchy just shat himself!Aimee: When you poke Laur with your foot she speeks a different language!
Laura: I think it's dutch!Aimee: You cannot become more naked, you can only become less clothed...Amanda: One hung low, so I pinched it!My Mom: Ok no more computer!! RAWR!!
(later)Amanda: So aimee what are we gonna do for the rest of the night?
Aimee: Computer...Laura: If the sharpener doesnt sharpen, you can always use it as a tally wackle!Laura randomly: Beam me up scotty!Laura: We are representatives of people who dont play chess, we have sticks, and torches, and cows named bess!Laura: Popouree?
Caryn: No thank you..
Laura: NO THANK YOU?! What would you have done with it if you had said yes?!
Caryn: Umm.. put it in my pants to eliminate odors...?Brian's away message: Hot pockets.. and justice for all!Christa (when we were blowing bubbles): It would be funny if one popped on my eyeball!Laura: Who stuck what in the where now?Aimee: Laura has a self propelling...propeller!
Brian: I have air born capabilities...
Aimee: I have...seats! SEATS!Laura (with the top of a little paper umbrella on her head): Hey! It's like one of those samauri hats, except much MUCH smaller! MUCH smaller! ..And now its tattered! (as it flies off).Laura: B B B B4 Wexford! OOOOOOOOOH!Aimee: Honnestly Laura! between you and that fast actin tinactin, I cant find my kidneys!Aimee: It's like the call of the wild up in here! except... It's not very wild... And no one's calling me!Justine (on the floor laughing): I think I'm gonna crap my pants!Justine (after laughing about a banana fight we just had): You guys are gonna make me piss my pants! I gotta go pee!Laura: HEY WAIT! that sheep just stole my ticket! Get him! Get him! Pinch him! Pinch him GOOD! I hope it hurts, you fluffy little devil!
Aimee: OMG!!! where'd you get that from!? HAHA!
Laura: I don't know I just made it up!Laura: hey I just popped something. I think it hurt... but I'm not sure!Aimee: She-Fro-Hawk........ wait...
Laura: That would be cool, a fro-hawk.. I want one of them when I'm older!
(fro-hawk = afro mohawk)Laura: Well I'm just gonna have to egg beat your cream of wheet and call it a day! DING DONG!from Conan O'Brien: (in terminatior voice) FULL TROTTLE, BABY BOTTLE!Laura (sitting on the couch): Look I'm a mermaid! Watch me swim in the bathtub.. GARGLE! GARGLE!Laura: (*-in godfather voice)
*I gave him a cookie, he couldn't refuse..
...Well, was it an oatmeal cookie?
*it can be one if you want it to be..
...Well, I'll take one of those!Laura(yelling/singing): If u wanna have a good time, just call me on the phone! I'll run to ur house, and ring the door bell! And you'll answer it! And I'll tell you to turn around, and you will! and I'll kick you in the buttocks, and then I'll run back! YAH!Laura: Was that you... Or was that the bunnies? They've come to eat my soup!Laura: Tropical armadillos... do the hula in my backyard!Laura: I wanna live in a bird cage when I grow up.. then I'll have newspapers under me to poop on..Aimee: OWW! I just jammed my finger on your knee!
Laura: Well, it's your fault..
Aimee: Nuh uh! You put your knee there!
Laura: Yes, you were gonna smack air but I said wait! Hit my knee instead!Justine: HEY MCJAGGER!
Aimee: Its Mick Jagger.. stupid!Laura: when I grow up I wanna be a chinese person and work at one of those chinese places..Laura: Tell me or I will devour you and your mothers books of knowledge and useful information!Aimee: Uncorned cob.. (we start laughing) I mean wait! Uncobbed corn... There we go! Whoops!
Aimee: Has the corn been uncobbed, or has the cob been uncorned?
Laura (in hick voice): Gee willickers thats a hard question... Go ask Ma!Laura: I lost my job today. I was defarted! I was defarted from China!
(We burst out laughing)
Aimee: That makes NO sense. WHY ARE WE LAUGHING!?Aimee: What did we say that was funny before?
Laura: Nothing! there was nothing else said! (in crazy screaming voice) YOU'RE DEAD YOU CAN'T GO BACK!!!!!Aimee: Wow... You need a nap!
Laura: No you need a nap...kin! You got a little drool there...
Aimee: (whipes chin)
Laura: No you don't, I just said that 'cause I said you need a napkin!Aimee: ...You beef whacker!*intergalactic crackalackin*Caryn: Mmm you're nice and warm...
Laura: Were you talking to me or the fries?
Caryn: ...
Laura: Were you just holding a conversation with the fries?
Caryn: So what if I was...?Laura: Dirty people do dirty things for dirty reasons in dirty places...Laura: Don't bring the apple cores outside or they'll sprout legs and run into oblivion.Caryn: Running people over in SUVs is not good for buisiness.. unless you're a hitman... Then it makes perfect sense...Caryn: (singing) I wanna live in a banana peel, and eat the insides too....Laura: I want eggs!
Aimee: Have 2.
Laura: 2 eggs?? I'm hungry! You had a big bowl full of eggs! I saw it at the computer! I want eggs, not a side dish of eggs. I want a meal of eggs!
Aimee: Have 3 then.
Laura: I want more than 3!
Aimee: Then have... 3.
Laura: Last time I checked 3 was not more than 3!
(a little later)
Laura: Ok thats 4... 5 no wait...
Aimee: Only 4 Laura remember?
Laura: Oh yeah...
Aimee: Jeez Laura! You tryin' to feed an army with those eggs?
Laura: Yes, an army of one...
Aimee: AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAAimee: Ashley was just drinkin water from a bowl..
Laura: When I was younger I used to pour milk in a bowl and drink it like a cat...
Aimee: 'Cause you're moronic?
Laura: I wanted to be a cat...
Ashley: Thats just dumb. (drinks water from bowl)Laura: IVE GOT IT! My name can be Cosmo, You're name can be Amazing Adrian, and we can frolic through the baby rose buds and then conquer the world!Laura: Don't call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese! ...You're not my baby daddy.Aimee: Whoa Nelson! Calm your steriods before they form their own clan of mutant baby feet and stomp on my toes...Laura: That popcorn is black, I'm not gonna eat it!
Aimee: What... Are you rasist?Aimee: Wendy's always makes me sick
Justine: Maybe thats cuz its shitty (burp)Vin: Runts are the best
Justine(and Aimee): We like the bananas the best.
Vin: We too, I don't know why though...
Justine and Aimee: 'Cause they’re yummy and the biggest.
Vin: I've seen bigger.
Aimee: What? Jumbo runts or something???Ashley: Isn’t this a cinnamon raison bagel? (inspects bagel)
Aimee: Are there raisons in it?
Ashley: No
Aimee: Then it's not a cinnamon raisen bagel...Ashley: I wish I had tourettes...Aimee: The phones off, stupid
Ashley: Oh no, its not!
Aimee: Yes it is. I just looked at it 'cause I was gonna shut it off but it already was!
Ashley: WELL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO LOOK AGAIN THERE SPUNKY!
Aimee: (Bursts out laughing while trying to take a sip of iced tea)Aimee: You're gay!
My Dad: I'm a red hot gay man!
Aimee: Wow... That's going in my subprofile!Aimee: You need a nap.
My Dad: I need a 38 caliber to my brain... Do u have a gun?
Aimee: No but theres a bed upstairs for you to sleep in..
My Dad: Thats even worse than a gun... Mom sleeps there...(listening to "true colors")
Laura: This song makes me wanna be violent....Ashley: Who invented the ice cream sandwich?
Aimee: I dont...care..
Ashley: ...I bet his name was Edgar!Ashley: Everything funny happens when I'm sitting in this chair.
Aimee: And with me sitting in this chair.
Ashley: Thats usually where you're sitting if I'm in this chair... Otherwise I'd be sitting in that chair...Ashley: KITTY!!
Aimee: It's a poofy kitty!
Ashley: It's a poopy kitty *meant to say poofy* (giggles and breaks out in song) I should just shut my mouth before I say something stupid...Laura: There once was a man, who lived in a can, with another man, and they had a plan, to make a fan, and rape your mother. NO PUFF DADDY! ITS MY FAULT! I TOLD THEM TO DO IT!Laura: What is it called when your breakfast consistes of ranch dressing, carrots, celery, peanutbutter, ham and soda?
Ashley: Chinese gypsy watermellon flakes..Aimee: I'm gonna eat this whole thing of strawberries... I hope you know that!
Ashley: Oh I don't care, just as long as it doesn't give you the shits!
Aimee: Oh it probably will, but it's all good!Laura: If you give a donkey an inch he'll spank your brother's blue dungarees!Laura: Why is the bread out here?!
Aimee: 'Cause I was eatin' bread..
Laura: You're an idiot!Aimee: (Sings song about some gay brothers)
Laura: (Looks at Aimee) You're a loser!!(Listening to a song)
Laura: This guy sounds like he has downs syndrome!
Aimee: ...HOW DO U FIGURE!?!?Aimee: Aah, I'm gonna rape a donkey!
Ashley: ...I second that...Ashley: (Leans in and burps)
Aimee: Did you lean in just so that you could burp behind me??
Ashley: ...Yes... It feels like I have chocolate all over my face, but I don't think I do... I think it's just from me drooling. It's kinda sticky..Ashley: I'm gonna nibble on your earloab like a sweedish pig!Ashley: (Singing) Secret AGENT MAN! Secret AGENT MAN!
Aimee: (Refering to turtle candle) What should I name this?
Ashley: (Still singing) Secret AGENT MAN... SAM! Name it SAM! It stands for SECRET AGENT MAN!!! Woo!(after Aimee explains Ashley's anatomy to her)
Ashley: OH! That makes sense! You can't fit a baby though your pee hole!
Aimee: yeah I know... Stupid!Ashley: Who would take the time to make that?
Aimee: A stupid dirty Mexican..?
Ashley: Oh that makes sense... STUPID MEXICANS! GET YOUR OWN FOOD! WHY ARE YOU SO GOD DAMNED HUNGRY?Aimee: Orange spandex.Ashley: Go choak on a porkchop, fatty!Ashley: Lemonade does not mix well with milk. No no no!
Aimee: Go take a tums or somethin'...
Ashley: I dont want a tums. I want you Mommy! LICK ME!Aimee: Nice Kahlua moustache!
Ashley: It's not Kahlua, it's a bunny!
Aimee: Wow, and you've only had 2 drinks... This is my third! You're a 2 beer queer!!!
(Ashley denies the convo ever happened RIGHT after it happened...)Aimee: Laura's such a freak
Ashley: OOOH YEAH
Aimee: Like Jello in a frying pan!Laura: (In crazed psycho voice) I don't care how many fruit snacks you've had! You mess with my baby you mess with ME!!The TV: I love the 70's
Laura: So what? I love your Grandma's knicker bockers, and nobody talks to me in the morning!Ashley: My dad's being such a pancake. I just wanna beat him with a spatula...
Aimee: I like the word spatula... spatula, its like dracula!Ashley: Dude it smells in my room.. and it's not me! I've smelled every part of my body and I basically smell good... I think it's 'cause my door is open!Aimee: I have the reflexes of a bowling ball
Laura: (Looks at Aimee dazed and confused)
Aimee: Do the pins ever expect the ball? Nor do you, Fernando!
Laura: Why are you using inanimate objects??
(We both break out singing "Fernando" by Abba)Justine: I'm gonna piss my pants!! OMG! HAHAHA
Aimee: You're always gonna piss your pants! You're just a piss-pants kinda person!Aimee: (Goes to bite Laura on the arm)
Laura: WAIT!
Aimee: What? You want me to bite you AFTER you're done typing??Laura: (Smells the air) It smells like olives!
Aimee: Wtf?
Laura: IT'S THIS THING! IT SMELLS LIKE OLIVES!
Aimee: Why do you know the smell of olives??
Laura: 'Cause I don't like them... Yhey taste how they smell and they smell bad!Aimee: Giacamo, it kinda sounds like an Indian name, like Geronamo..
Laura: Isn’t that Japanese??
Aimee: NO! It's Indian! Giranamo was that Indian who jumped of the cliff. hah
Laura: Well what's that Japanese name then?
Aimee: Shaka Kahn? NO WAIT! hahahaLaura: PEOPLE IN THAILAND WORSHIP DAVID BECKHAM! WHY!?Aimee: (Watching the breakfast club) That guy's soo ugly! Look at him! He looks like a cross between Ray Romano and some other ugly person who looks like Ray Romano!Laura: For some reason I just pictured someone smelling a flower and this big huge bug the size of them popping out of it and eating them...
Aimee: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? HAHAHAAmanda: Remeber those scary dead chinese emperors?
Laura: NO!?!Amanda: (slowly and whimsically) Imagine if it rained eggs, like raw eggs? And they'd be falling and breaking... And then they would all stop and a chick would hatch out of one. It would be walking around going "cheep cheep cheep" and then a big truck would run it over!
(laura and Aimee laugh at her stupidity)Amanda: Where the heck is your sister(Laura)? Think, if you were her, where would you be?
Aimee: I donno... I can't be that stupid all at once...(Looking at some really gay slippers that look like feet in sandles)
Karol: These are the second best things on earth!
Laura: Oh yeah, whats number one?
Karol: Everything else!Aimee: I'm a danish on a danish, apple danish! haha!Laura: (Singing) Tearing apart this chicken..
Aimee: Did you just say staring at a butt with a chicken?
Laura: Yes... Staring at the butt of this chicken.
(Later)
Aimee: Did you just say Daddy said J-Lo likes chicken?
Laura: NO! I said is that a J-Lo chicken... 'Cause it has a big butt!
Aimee: Oh! Well that makes more sense!Laura: It's not my fault I'm lazer hott!Laura: (Randomly) ...I dont like people who spoon!Tiff: Why is there BUTTER on your computer desk?
Aimee: It's not butter! It's a nail file thingy... But it does look like butter..
Tiff: Look theres a heart on it!
Aimee: It's heart butter! butter for your heart!::doorbell rings:: (Ashley goes to see who it is... *runs away screaming* :crouches in a corner:)
Aimee: Who is it??????
Ashley: I DONT KNOW!!!!!
**Everyone's scared half to death**
(Laura goes to see who it is, and it turns out to be Karol...)My dad: These are pretty high ceilings too... Do you have any idea how many hamsters I could fit in here??Aimee: (Adding ketchup to some tuna our Dad gave her)
My dad: What are you doing? (Puts steak sauce on the table)
Aimee: You don't put steak sauce in tuna, You put bbq sause or ketchup if you're gonna put somthing like that... Not steak sauce, its too steaky..
My dad: You're too steaky... It's like steak and eggs!
Aimee: No, It's like tuna and steak sauce, stupid!Aimee: I think I'm gonna buy some pants..
Caryn: Mmmmmmm pants... I mean... Wait! What?Caryn: (In gym class working out in the weight room) I don't wanna do this anymore... Wanna see how strong my neck is??! (Runs to the neck machine)
Aimee: NO CARYN! You're gonna get a big scary wrestler neck and then I'm gonna make fun of you!
Caryn: ILL LOOK LIKE I HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME!!! HAHAHA!(Watching some show that mentioned gay and lesbian activist groups)
Aimee: Omg! they better not show that spokes person guy from GLAAD! I HATE that guy! And I hate his nose! He's soo STUPID!
Laura: I thought the spokes person from Glad was a lady, "Don't get mad get Glad!"
Aimee: NOO! Not THAT Glad!!! The gay/lesbian group!
Laura: OOOOH! hahahahahahaAimee: So what's up?
Tiffy: Nothin', just pissed..
Aimee: Why?
Tiffy: No, I just went pee!
Aimee: OOOH!(Walking out of the movie theatre)
Caryn: It's cold in here... I need to buy some socks...(Watching the Breakfast Club with Aimee Kevin and JB)
Laura: Well, yeah they all hook up at the end becuase that's what highschool is. It's just one big sexual powderkeg!
(Everyone laughs and Kevin goes on to name his new theoretical band Sexual Powderkeg)(Watching a show on VH1)
Aimee: Everyone was younger in the 80's.
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