Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex

About Me

WARNING!!!

Simone is not your average egg in the dozen. Although cute and witty, she may cause deep bouts of laughter, an impromptu yell of "you go girl" and in some cases full on erections that may be followed by inuendo filled messages. Although a mild introvert, Simone is highly random. Please enjoy and remember...Simone is the girl your mother and your pastor warned you about.

Just a cool ass chick who loves making new friends.I'm a freak so dont say you havent been warned. I like to play with myself,too...*smile*

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I'm originally from Queens, NY but I recently relocated to Raleigh,NC...just in case you were wondering Raleigh doesnt hold a flame to NY...I swear!!! We came here for a better life for our kids(yes, I have kids and notice I said the word "our" and "KIDS"...I'm not looking for anybody) I'm a Clinical Medical Assistant for now but in a few years I'm going back to school for nursing.So with that being said...hit me up and I'll make it worth your while(insert suggestive quote here)Right now Im at the point of my life where Im trying to do big things...Im not one of those people who talk big and do small..Im trying to get on that hustle so my kids can go to whatever college they want and if I wanted to go on vacation for a week by myself, my finances would allow me. Im a quiet one so for a while its gonna seem like Im running around like a chicken with no head but as the pieces come together, the bigger picture would be painted.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Simone
Birthday: April 2nd,1983
Birthplace: New York City
Current Location: Raleigh, NC
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right is right!!!!
Your Heritage: Trini2 de Bone!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: None...
Your Weakness: Boston Market ham and sweet potatoes...MMM GOOD!!
Your Fears: My daughters growing up to be whores...yuck...
Your Perfect Pizza: Greasy...dripping enough oil to rub on my knees
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn..2 more hours...
Your Best Physical Feature: My lips..the tittays went south...
Your Bedtime: 2 hours after the kids go to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My dad...I miss having a daddy...
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI,DAMMIT!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: The King!!!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lippy-ton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream?? Neither. But I love chocolate...
Cappuccino or Coffee: NEITHER!!!
Do you Smoke: Hell no
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah!!
Do you Sing: You wanna go deaf?
Do you Shower Daily: Twice...one to get clean..one to get away from the kids
Have you Been in Love: MMM HMM
Do you want to go to College: When the kids get older
Do you want to get Married: Marriage is punishment in some countries...
Do you belive in yourself: Only after Ive done a magnificent job onsomething
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if a book is in my hand
Do you think you are Attractive: Hmmm...lemme get back to you on that one...
Are you a Health Freak: Nope...after 2 kids I'm still a slim goody..I eat everything!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Im the spoiled one...of course!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes...
Do you play an Instrument: One time..at band camp...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yesh
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Other than Mortin? No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hell No ! Kids kill all that...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm a woman...what you expect?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No..send me some..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I dont eat raw fish..unless...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah..I headline at Hoes R Us
In the past month have you been Dumped: Oh hell no! You want somone to die?!?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Tee hee..next question...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Other than hearts? No...
Ever been Drunk: Of course!!!
Ever been called a Tease: Tease..no...hummerstunter? Yes...
Ever been Beaten up: I plead the fiz-ifth!!
Ever Shoplifted: And I got away with it too!!!
How do you want to Die: On all fours
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You mean I haveng grown up yet? Shux... A Nurse.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: What did I just say?
Short or Long Hair: This stuff is superficial
Height: 6'5..the height my man is...
Weight: My mans weight
Best Clothing Style: Half naked-ness
Number of Drugs I have taken: Cocaine is a hell of a drug..but I wouldnt know firsthand
Number of CDs I own: Who knows?
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There isnt a number that big...
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My Interests

Im actually a home body which is why I did pretty well when I had the kids but before them (and now) I just like a good movie, dinner and hanging out with people that make me laugh and vice versa. I love learning new things...I love books and anything medical. Life it to short to limit the things we expose ourself to.
Goals My short term goals are to buy a house with my boyfriend...probably at the end of this year. I really dont think that we could have achieved this if we didnt leave New York but I cant wait until we get our own crib...there will be MAAAD parties at Simone's crib!!! (No...just kidding. Grown folks like me sip wine and have cheese...and then go to the srip club to look at titties)Just in case you were wondering..I dont like keeping people in the dark,feel me?
How to make a Simone
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part silliness
3 parts joy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
You Are a Natural Beauty!
You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about...
One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup
That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though
You have style, but for you, style is effortless What Type of Beauty Are You?
Your Birthdate: April 2
You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense.
You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends.
Warm and caring, it's hard for you to close your heart to anyone.
Affection is like air for you - you need to give and receive it to survive.

Your strength: Your universal compassion

Your weakness: Your unpredictable mood swings

Your power color: Mauve

Your power symbol: Butterfly

Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. How Do You Live Your Life?

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who isnt trying to get in my pants, get me pregnant because they see how good my genes are or anyone thats gonna make me catch a case. Just like minded people who are intelligent (did I spell that right?) and can make me laugh...and fellow young mothers...you know where Im coming from and I know where you've been...Anyone thats focused and about making their life worth something...other than that...you gotta be chill and make me laugh..I'll make you laugh...
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Music:

WOW...Nine Inch Nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Jay-Z, Outkast, Bob Marley and everything in between...Im really feeling the older rock right now like some Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins and Alice in Chains but... I like everything.

Movies:

I like to laugh alot but I also love movies that make you think. My favorite movies of all time are "Fight Club" "Kill Bill 1 &2" "The Princess Bride" and "The Best Man" Okay okay lemme stop playin..I watch pornos...Jack Napier is pretty cool but he gives bad head. Nuff said.

Television:

You will catch me watching a whole lot of forensic shows...just trying to tweak how I'mma murder a few people...other than that, I love Sex and the City, South Park, Drawn Together, Chapelle Show, The Cosby Show and Oprah.(YES I WATCH OPRAH!!) And I almost forgot...The L Word. I love lesbians...MUAH!!!

Books:

SEX SEX SEX!!! I LOVE SEX books!!! Zane is that crack....and African American fiction. I like those ghetto dramas...but every once in a blue I open up my Medical Assistant text book to refresh or learn new things we didnt cover...right now Im reading "Personal Finance for Dummies"
Relationships I've been with my boyfriend for almost 5 years now...we've had many ups and many downs and I am so happy that Ive met somone who I could spend all these years with. We have two beautiful daughters and we're both doing our grown folk thing. He's made me a better person and I'm so glad I met this man. Although sometimes I would love nothing more than to stomp on his nuts and do the robot on his neck, we're in it for the long haul. But before on of us leave this earth, his nuts will get stomped on. Send him a memo before I send him a five toed one.

Heroes:

I am my own hero. Fukk everybody else.

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My Blog

No More

Last night I realized that I'm too easygoing. Too soft. Too friendly. And although thats what makes me appreciated by many there are the group of people who descredit me. Have no respect for me. And a...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:31:00 PST

Who The Fukk Am I??

I know it seems to crazy and fake to choose who you are at 23 but...I just had to ask myself this today...Im off from work and I just had time to think. Looking back and around me now..everyone I know...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:44:00 PST

I think I Should Be My Own Wife

For the past few days I've been thumbing through the JC Penney jewelery catologue. Eventually...Im buying my own ring. My own damn ring. For a while Ive been asking myself "am I not good enough to be ...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:50:00 PST

Im so proud of her

So this girl I knowcomes in with a planstudying her ass offsaying "i dont need a man"Pulling straight A'sstudying day and nightI just say "she's doing her thing"And damn she was doing it rightA comput...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:04:00 PST

Somone Left An Angel Behind

The day I saw my belly swellI didnt know what to doI ran to the store to buy a testand sure the rumors were trueSaid me to I ..I cant do thisthe timing is just to wrongso I made my mind up and said "n...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:36:00 PST

You've Been Tagged By Simone

*The rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with " 6 weird things/ habits about yourself" In the end you need to choose 6 people you wish to tag and leave a comment for each of t...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Tue, 09 May 2006 06:37:00 PST

Would I trade it all if I could?

As I reflect upon the day's events( Alicia climbing on Nia's bed and then falling and bumping her head, Nia deleting every single call on our caller ID and the both of them wreaking havoc as I tried t...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:35:00 PST

I'm so happy...

So anyway..I moved from NY in March and there was one person I didnt get to see(well more than that but this one was special) I didnt take her number with me or anything..bud I found her..one of my be...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:11:00 PST

As the year ends...

So much has happened this year...my family and I relocated..I officially went out into the world on my own, I had baby #2 and I finished school(not all in that order) I know 2006 is going to be a big ...
Posted by Simple and Most Wonderfully Complex on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:20:00 PST