I am ripe
Filled with sweet juices
My skin soft and edible
I come in many colors
Sizes Shapes
I dangle in the sun
Out on this limb
Waiting for you to pick me
Maybe you think you can not
Handle me?
Afraid I might make you
Satisfied?
When you are hungry enough
For a real woman With hips
Thighs And breasts
You'll take me to your lips
Bite down deep
Let my juices flow down your chin
Taste me on your tongue
And you won't be able to stop
Because I am a succulent woman.
I'm allergic to jerks and assholes. For some reason when I get around them it's like I have terrets...my middle finger comes flying up and all these cuss words come shooting out of my mouth! =X
If there is one thing I cant stand, it's stupid people. Here is a small list to go along with that:
1. People who are willing to get off their bum-bums to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?
4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? (I admit...im guilty of this one)
6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?!!?
0-9
16 Volt , 311
A
A Perfect Circle , A Split Second, Alice in Chains, Alpha, Apollo 440, Apoptygma Berzerk, Arovane, The Art of Noise, Art of Trance, ATB, Attrition, Adema, Amber
B
B-Ton-K, Badly Drawn Boy, Basement Jaxx, Beastie Boys, Beborn Beton, Beck, Belle Morte, Biosphere, Bjõrk, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Blue Man Group, Brian Eno, Bush, BT, Blutkind, Beautiful Mess
C
The Chemical Brothers , Chemlab, The Church, Cindytalk, Clan of Xymox , Cleaner, Cleen, Clutch, Coil, Collide , Controlled Bleeding, Corrs, Covenant, Cut.Rate.Box. , Cake, Candlebox, The Cranberries , Creed, Collective Soul, Crystal Method, The Cure, Crossfade
D
Dead Can Dance, Deep Forest, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, DJ Icey, The Doors, Decoded Feedback, DJ Liquid, DJ Ernie, DJ Fluke, DJ Sakin, Die Krupps, Download, DJ Quicksilver, Delgados, DJ Mind X, DJ Brian, Deltron, Dieselboy, David Arkenstone, The Damned, Delerium, Del The Funkee Homosapien, Dead Voices on Air, DJ FBI, DJ Hell, The Didjerido, DeVision, Dave Ralph, Dummo
E
Elend, EverEve, En Esch, Enigma, Enya, Einsturzende Neubauten, Equinox, Eurythmics, Epicurean
F
Funker Vogt, Future Sound of London, Front Line Assembly, Fluke, Faith and The Muse, Fear Factory, Filter, Front 242, Fuel, Forma Tadre
G
The Galan Pixs, Gus Gus, Garbage, God Lives Underwater, Godsmack, Gravity Kills, Global Underground
H
Heinz Aus Wein, Haujobb, Hallucinogen, Hybrid
I
Incubus, Ida
J
Jah Wobble, Juno Reactor, Jordan Doucette
K
KMFDM, KLF, Korn, Kitaro, Kittie
L
Lake of Tears, Lorenna McKennitt, Love and Rockets, Lamb, Lars Holte, L7, Liabach, Limp Bizkit, Love Spirals Downward, Luna, Lee Perry & Mad Professor, London After Midnight, Lifehouse, Linkin Park
M
Mr. Ozio, Moist, Meshuggah, Modest Mouse, Mentallo & The Fixer, Machines of Loving Grace, Moby, Metallica, Massive Attack, MDFMK, Mazzy Star, Morrissey, Morcheeba, Madonna, Meat Beat Manifesto, Mix Master Mike
N
Natacha Atlas, Nothingface, Nitzer Ebb, No Doubt, Nine Inch Nails
O
Our Lady Peace, Orgy, Orbital, The Orb, Outkast, One Dove
P
Propaganda, Pulse Legion, Paul Van Dyk, Paul Okenfold, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Primus, Project Pitchfork, Prodigy, Portishead, Propellerheads, Pop Will Eat Itself, Point Blank
R
Robert Miles, Ritalin, Rage Against the Machine, Radiohead, Rosetta Stone, Rammstein, Rien, Run D.M.C.
S
Smile.dk, Seelenkrank, Skinny Puppy, Soulfly, Sisters of Mercy, Staind, Slipknot, Subway to Sally, Switchblade Symphony, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, Sheep on Drugs, Streetparade, Sister Machine Gun, Sarah Brightman, Static X, Sunna, St. Etienne, The Smiths
T
Theater of Tragedy, Tiamat, Tool, Tea Party, Tones on Tail, Three Doors Down, Techmaster P.E.B.
U
U.N.K.L.E.
V
VNV Nation, VAST, Vertical Horizon
W
Weird Al Yankovich, Wumpscut, Wing Commander Prophecy
X
X Marks the Pedwalk
The Crow, Last of the Mohicans, The Matrix trillogy, Spiderman (all), X-Men (all), Lord of the Rings trillogy, The Fantastic 4, The Phantom of the Opera, Shawshank Redemption, Edward Scissorhands, Stealth, Desperado.
The Family Guy, Robot Chicken, CSI, CSI:Miami, Without A Trace, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Inuyasha, Futurama, South Park, My Name Is Earl, Everybody Hates Chris, The Office, That 70's Show, Numbers, King Of Queens, Becker, Two and a Half Men, Wife Swap, George Lopez, Will & Grace, Criminal Minds, Yes Dear, Still Standing.
I like fantasy books mostly. I'm waiting for the next Wheel of Time book by Robert Jordan to come out. I also like to read Piers Anthony (Xanth series is a great fantasy starter), Terry Brooks, Melani Rawn, Ann McCaffrey, and a few other lesser-known authors. Pretty much if it's fantasy then I like it.
Currently reading:
My family, my friends, the things/people that inspire me.