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michelle

I am here for Friends

About Me

The otha day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of da girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a e10. Wen the male dancer came ova to us, my friend licked the e10 n stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, anotha friend pulls out a e20. She calls da guy back ova, licks the e20, and sticks it to his otha butt cheek.In anotha attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a e50 and calls the guy ova, and licks da bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing da way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and da guy's egging me on to try to top the e50,my brain churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the e80 and ran

My Interests

I LOVE shopping every girl does but people think ive a problem ha!ha! i like chilling with friends and goin out, reading and goin on holidays :)

I'd like to meet:

People like me, who are easy going dont take life too seriously, joke around and like hangin with friends..

Music:

Bon Jovi, Pink, Blink 182,the blizzards, Usher, My chemical romance,enrique iglesias, Robbie Williams, shane ward the list goes on and on.....

Movies:

chick ficks, horrors, american pie so funny.... emmm.. the note book i cryed he!he! oh back to da future 2 and 3 da bomb best eva!!! lol

Television:

i like watching some soaps home and away would be the main one its soooo good, the OC, one tree hill, will and grace, all that kind of stuff and some reality programmes...

Books:

Im into fiction, funny kinda books such as books from Sophie Kinsella; shopaholic abroad all them books, Cecelia ahern; where the rainbow ends and P.S I love you and her latest book!! oh and Claire Dowling is a good writer as well love her book my fabulous divorce...

Heroes:

Dont really have any, Victoria Beckham because fab dresser.