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About Me

I was born in Beaver Creek, Colorado deep inside the great forests of the Rockys. My parents were rock climbers and they'd take me horse back riding up mountains and there id write poetry and sing songs about life, love, and vain people. it was then that i realized that i should take up singing so when i became 18 i hiked up to Calgary, British Columbia where i saught a career in singing but then got shot down by a big hit agent (who must not be named). there in the city i met a boy in a local bar. he told me that he lived in a quaint little cottage near Red Deer on a mountain; it reminded me of home. When i got there i discovered that he is a mountie! we are currently seeing eachother but we are open to others joining! if youre interested, E-MAIL ME!!!!!!!!

My Interests

writing poetry, singing, taking slutty pictures of myself in abercrombie bathing suits, hiking mountians, sharks, skiing, swimming, scuba diving, teeth, bigfoot

I'd like to meet:

mike myers and beyonce knowels

Music:

yoodle troups, Spaghetti Arms, Toy Trains, Beyonce Knowles, Remote Control, Unsolved Mystries, Barbie and the Magic Pegasus, Johnson and Johnson, Tobacco for Teens, Hair on Toe, Clock Strikes 9, and thats about it...

Movies:

Heidi, Sheryl Crow unrated, Ninja Turtles The Movie, LifeStyles Today, Buffalo Solider, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Lion King (unrated), Snoop Dog's Day-off, me myself and barbie, alley cats strike back, Grandma theres a leak in the roof, Fern gully, Home Alone 12, Ducks Tales and the magical stripper, starman, Indiana Jones and the temple poon, vava tales, petes dragon, elton john goes to college, dusty in the wind, free willy 1, 2, 3, lady and the tramp, stinky stink face, the great mouse detective, You cant over -love your underwear, mouse cunt, blame canada, bear and blue house reunion, titanic, the village, sponge bob THE MOVIE, frankenbone, The prince and the pooch, hercules unleashed, the x-files movie, i moisturize my body II, i got the power, behind the beetles, joshua giraffe (basically the musical works of raffi, gotta love that man), Mr. Rogers neighborhood: Helloo neighbors, Micheal Jackson un cut, girls gone wild, gay men go insane, plastic cups, 24 hour mildness, i get my hair cut every two days, the other sister, cops on the run, timmy the tooth, ickus and fungus, mah mama didnt raise no foo, the secrets of bestiality, smelly feet, and many more where that came from!

Television:

the AMANDA show

Books:

ramp to my heart, pasta alfredo, a man named bob, GTA Vice City cheat book, 5 second abs, how to pull a hamstring, from a's to d's in seconds!, of rats and men, behind beyonces booty, smell my..., i heart honey bees

Heroes:

quail man, doug funny, ludacris, papa bear, latoya jackson, beyonce knowles, barbara smith