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super clever meat cleaver lever

kung fu fiji boyee!

About Me

Someday I might be half as cool as you!

I'm still not sure what exactly I want to put in this space so for now it will just be some nonsense that has nothing to with anything other than just rambling off a never ending sentence that would put even the most hardened athlete out of breath if they tried to read it without stopping to take a breath a breath or two or hell maybe even three... haha

My Interests

Check out the choon above it's pretty good!... w3rd!

if the pictures don't load into the flash toys below, try right clicking and choosing "play" from the menu, they should load then!

I'd like to meet:

YOU! So add me to your friends list now... or I'll send a team of evil robot monkeys to destroy you!
Anyone with a personality greater than that of a dead flounder and who's willing to be a true friend without the behind the back yacking and in the face forked tongue language...

L E A V E M E A C O M M E N T Y O U F R E A K ! ! ! You better leave me a comment freak!

benjammin'z favorite peoples!
I know 69,777,420.5 crazy people.

my baby

sister alia

brookie neeeeaaarp!

mizz vicky

sanz andrea

ryan

dan d'mantra (effed)

scr0tom

antik (j.roberts)

booo duh

princess hedder

princess lucy

poobles

stiffers

solkitten

d.bain (b.nice)

g.redman - d.range

kev

ryan.m

bo deemer

mia

imot

j.dizzle

~jen~

miss rachale

jon-e

christechnofer

jeepers

shaun of the dead

manup

shawna

marta

athena

angie

mariela

d-rock is dead

jungle mike

ThPranksta

teh cynic

d.min

g.who

j-nelle

mizez autumn

albino.kitty

red scorcher

rosetta stoned

MEGATRON

wutam

briAn

cuzin.rich

check out all my way crazy cool friends ('cause you know they're blazin'!!!)

Music:

as far as general types... I like Rock, Electronic, Jazz, Classical, Hip Hop and some Country.

Movies:

the good ones of course!

Television:

Unless it's a good DIY show, 24 or Football I have no use for it!

Books:

Dean Koontz, Michael Crichton, John Grisham, Tom Clancy, Stephen Coonts... stuff along those lines

Heroes:



anyone and everyone who helped me get where I am today, mainly my parents and blood family, but there are definetly some very special friends in the mix and they know exactly who they are![see slide show above]

My Blog

bAcKyArD bEaTdOwN IV --- & --- 1yr Wedding Anniversary party!!!

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!!!!! Well O.K. folks if you are down for some backyard clownin' in the burg in the middle of BFE then say "w00t!!!" Sabrina & I have moved back and are practically in...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:49:00 PST

Australian Tourism Questions

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor. ______________________________________...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:17:00 PST

Best b-day present ever!!!

My most wonderful and beautiful wife got me no man could ever complain about unless you're just a complete bump on a log. A JAGUARS MIN-PACK!!!!So we get to go to these games:GAME-1: Sept 9th vs. Tita...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

1yr Anniversary Weekend!!!

Saturday:8:30am: - Drive to Tarpon Springs FL for a friends wedding. (listened to Dane Cook and Muse on the way down)11:00am:  - Arrive @ Target just off I-75 exit 275 somewhere about 25min from ...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:47:00 PST

wrecked lexy

so I'm supposed to pick sabrina up from the airport at 10:30pm sat night... well I ALMOST got there on time... after hydroplaning, bouncing off the duval road exit guardrail (I-295 NB ramp) skidding b...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:43:00 PST

Back in Jax!

Yes, and not only that but living next door to my old house with my old neighbors who were living in this house are now living in our old house. Weird, slightly saddening knowing we should have bought...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

stomach flue/virus -and/or- food poisoning... BLECH!!!

It's been years since I've caught one of these nasty things, boy am I glad for that!!! I really hate being so sore that you keep parts of your body moving constantly just so you don't have to feel the...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

Christmas Spirit

    I just want to apologize to all my friends and family [god I hope there's no family reading this crap] for my lack of christmas spirit and communication lately. I feel like my soul ...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST

I'm Russaussian

Australian[ ] you wear flip flops all year[ ] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops[x] you love a backyard barbie[x] you know a barbie is not a doll[x] you love the beach[x] sometimes you swear wit...
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

Please let me know...

I've done some "sprucing" up around here so if anything on the profile isn't loading right or is displaying kind of funky... please let me know, thank you!
Posted by super clever meat cleaver lever on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST