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Sam I Am

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

My extreme level of hotness is distracting and offensive to everyone.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Pink heart design


I really hate people who post comments that make other people have to scroll left and right on my page. I hate scrolling left and right!! i will delete your comment if it fucks up my scroll!
I'm fun, outgoing, loud, and possibly annoying tho no one has said it yet. One of my most favorite things to do is dance. If im at a club I'm on a stage if i can find one. Most of my friends are scared, but you only live once.
I come from your traditional dysfunctional family so I'm going to school to be a Psychologist. and slowly learning it's not about helping people, but money drugs and politics...
I am a whore. I don't care if it is ok with you cause it is ok with me.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You scored as Slut.

Slut


94%

Hippy


75%

Popular Bitch


69%

Nerdy Girl


69%

Goth


63%

Athletic Tomboy


56%

Preppy Girl


44%

Loser


19%
What type of girl are you?!!
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My Interests

Fish Pancakes are Fucking Awesome! , scented lotion, body paint, short hair and skirts, sports cars, purple, Funguns but not onions, porn, jewelry only, plastic, white gold, or platinum, , pictures, Christmas, Dali, music, threesomes, ,learning, blue, my rabbit, online poker, skater bois, honesty, human nature, dancing, video games, , and of course sex..... i think thats enough for now..

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I'd like to meet:

Not this guy!!!

I know the picture is a little blurry (dam camera phone), but those are "Life Size Barbie" bust attached to his truck. That isn't the real creepy part. They are naked.

Music:

311, 50 Cent, Aerosmith, Akon, BT, Chemical Brothers, Ciara, Dave Matthews Band, G Love and Special Sauce, Garbage, Green Day, Guns and Roses, Jane's Addiction, Jungle Brothers, Justin Timberlake, Lords of Acid, Lovage, Madonna, N.E.R.D., NIN, ODB, Outkast, Placebo, Poe, Portishead, Puretones, System of a Down, Sublime, Tenacious D,to be continued...I also love lots of cheesy POWER 95.3 Hip hop about getting low and shaking ass..

Movies:

, Pirates of the Caribbean, Oceans Eleven, , Memento, Sneakers, Monsters Inc., Matchstick Men, Big Fish, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Kinsey, The Bourne Idenity/Supremacy, Saw, , Reservior Dogs, Minority Report, Matrix, Star Wars, Runaway Jury, Sin City, and on and on and on I could go.

Television:

That 70's Show, House, OC(i know it's horrible), Family Guy, Sex and the City, Weeds. CSI...

Books:

I need time for books.
Your Aura is Purple
Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.

You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a man who sees your vision and adopts it as his own.

Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician. What Color Is Your Aura?

My Blog

I must

Looking around me all I see is empty voidFilled with people who think they're close to meMaybe I antagonize those counterfeit bondsLet those seem to get close to meThe mask is the truthThe truth is th...
Posted by Sam I Am on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:59:00 PST

2.

I have come believe that a power greater than myself can restore me to sanity.
Posted by Sam I Am on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:33:00 PST

~unknown~

She's on her way down, now;Your ego's gone, girl, soYou've died already-- let it go, let it grow."I wanna save the world," yeah, we knowBut a hero just can't fly so low.Have I become somebody else?I t...
Posted by Sam I Am on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:58:00 PST

Too much

I see you,StonedAnd you continue to blaze.I love you, But not for your"Coolness".I just pity you for that.There was a time,I thought you loved me to. But that was just a time.Now I see you. On the liv...
Posted by Sam I Am on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:43:00 PST

Lost Soul

these peices of meshattered and tornblow through your prisonwasted and wornas fragile as glass,seethrough and clearbroken in sorrowdrowned in my fearwalking on eggshellsyour envies and painyour skies ...
Posted by Sam I Am on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:40:00 PST

Pity me

Pity me for I am beaten.I am sadI have no self worthPity me for my heart is broken.Down troddenAnd abusedPity me for i can not wake.From my slumberWeak and confusedPity me for the child inside.Mute, s...
Posted by Sam I Am on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:23:00 PST

She needs

There she goesPerfect she seemsUnderneath the maskDistressing thoughts teem.Such a fragile thingThis mask she wearsTo appear perfectBecause no-one cares.Hiding away how she feelsFrom even the oneWho i...
Posted by Sam I Am on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

..tions

I will not live my life by your conditions. Little do you know I have my own ambitions.I will not live my life by your restrictions.My life gets smaller as a result of your constrictions.I wonder how ...
Posted by Sam I Am on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:11:00 PST

I want to be

I want to be a fire fighter,I want to be a queen,I want to be a designer,with everything in green.I want to be a unicorn,I want to be a vet,I want to be a genius,though not just yet.I want to be a tea...
Posted by Sam I Am on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST

Around me

Staring at a bottle of pillsWondering how many it takes to killMy pain or myself I cannot decideIn the pills I long to confideI wonder what others would doIf they knew my life was throughWould my Dad ...
Posted by Sam I Am on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:28:00 PST